what a suckers!
so...
it's been a while yeah?
got a second interview at lowes today, which is rad. go go garden department. i'm gonna totally fuck that interview right in the ass (in a loving but assertive manner).
myself and a bunch of guildies on ursin rerolled alliance on the new pvp server. i have a gnome mage named Kellyclarksn. this was such a bad idea, i'm already pulling the "i'll just stay up until i hit 15" thing. going to bed a 5am for 2 months straight for the win. i think...
i wanted it to warm up soon, but that was before i realized that i suffer from the most horrific of all male disorders: the older i get the goofier i look in shorts. i have exactly one inch of clearence on shots length and if i miss it i look either like a jackass or my dad. every year this clearence will slowly disapear until i look goofy in shorts ALL THE TIME. there's nothing i can do. the only cure is to cut off my legs, but i like walking (to my car).
and that, my friends, is why i do not update often. good day
it's been a while yeah?
got a second interview at lowes today, which is rad. go go garden department. i'm gonna totally fuck that interview right in the ass (in a loving but assertive manner).
myself and a bunch of guildies on ursin rerolled alliance on the new pvp server. i have a gnome mage named Kellyclarksn. this was such a bad idea, i'm already pulling the "i'll just stay up until i hit 15" thing. going to bed a 5am for 2 months straight for the win. i think...
i wanted it to warm up soon, but that was before i realized that i suffer from the most horrific of all male disorders: the older i get the goofier i look in shorts. i have exactly one inch of clearence on shots length and if i miss it i look either like a jackass or my dad. every year this clearence will slowly disapear until i look goofy in shorts ALL THE TIME. there's nothing i can do. the only cure is to cut off my legs, but i like walking (to my car).
and that, my friends, is why i do not update often. good day