More Haiku than anyone could possibly ever want to read

[larry_v_freddie]

submission --
the glass between my ribs is full
You keep pouring

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Machinery
Loudest when overused

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Squirrels, unreachable at that height
Cannot resist the urge to attract dogs
(they fall? -- no one's happy)

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Drums
Respond well
To being hit
(with a stick)

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Nervous laughter
Rarely conveys its meaning
(gets its point across)
Freely

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Chubby glasses (beautiful)
Won't shut up about Harry Potter
(I don't mind)

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An old acquaintance
Once horrified six people
Without noticing
(It's why we're friends)

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