Call me Indy
So I just saw 40 year old virgin with my favorite human Matt Smith. And he lost his keys somewhere between when we started power walking, and by the time we finished skipping yelling at each other "pick your knees up higher pussy!". After not being able to find them, we walked to home to find the door locked and Justin (Matt's roommate) to be gone. So After pounding at the door for several minutes, I decided to go try to get in through the back.
The thing you need to know, is Matt lives on the third floor of a three story building. And we had no ladder.
THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE!!!
I SCALED A THREE STORY BUILDING WITH NOTHING BUT MY BARE HANDS AND MY BELT!!!!!
You can all call me Indiana fucking Jones.
Peace bitches.
The thing you need to know, is Matt lives on the third floor of a three story building. And we had no ladder.
THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE!!!
I SCALED A THREE STORY BUILDING WITH NOTHING BUT MY BARE HANDS AND MY BELT!!!!!
You can all call me Indiana fucking Jones.
Peace bitches.