What the...?
... You ever have one of those days where you feel awful, and you guiltily wish you could find someone worse off, or at least weirder than you, just so you can kind of feel better about yourself? ... mission accomplished. Three Words: What... the... hell...?
I am not kidding you, I found a note like this on a shop window in Hogsmeade:
"Are you new to Hogsmeade? Are you looking for answers, knowledge, or just a place where you can find the sense of acceptance and righteousness that you’re looking for? Come join us for a time of support and comforting in these days of fear and uncertainty. Bring the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breath free; the homeless, and addicts in greatest need!
We will learn more about what this mysterious deity has come to show and to teach us! What path does DYNAMO intend for you? Our times of worship: 10:00 AM Sunday (Worship Service) 7:00 PM Sunday (General Fellowship) 7:30 PM Wednesday (Missions Coordination)"
... I have a seven year old baby brother here in Hogsmeade. I've never tried to explain what a "cult" is, but after trying to explain social services, it can't be all that difficult a concept, can it? ... Seriously. When did Hogsmeade start to play host to these kind of get-togethers...?
... Heck, I might even pop in just to see what's with this "Dynamo" guy... If I feel like I'm in a mood to be indoctrinated. You know how those sudden urges just hit you... Heh. Scary. Move over Zonko's; DYNAMO is in town...