[music] If I Were Gay XD
This song is absolutely great. XD Oh, God.
Here we are, dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
If I were gay, we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
Its not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
If I were gay, I would give you my hole...being
If I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my b-- hand
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop. Your. DRAWERS.
Download it here~!!
EDIT:
O-okay, so all of his songs are hilarious, but-- But-- The gerbil song is...the wrongest song ever.
And it is brilliant. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard it. XD
I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
I get undressed, start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Go, gerbil go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?
So now my Gerbils on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliars
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Go, gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fucker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still
Now it's too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have commited gerbicide
Here's some advice
It's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
Yeah
Download here~
Don't stick him up your butt~~~ XDD
Here we are, dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
If I were gay, we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
Its not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
If I were gay, I would give you my hole...being
If I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my b-- hand
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop. Your. DRAWERS.
Download it here~!!
EDIT:
O-okay, so all of his songs are hilarious, but-- But-- The gerbil song is...the wrongest song ever.
And it is brilliant. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard it. XD
I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
I get undressed, start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Go, gerbil go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?
So now my Gerbils on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliars
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Go, gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fucker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still
Now it's too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have commited gerbicide
Here's some advice
It's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
Yeah
Download here~
Don't stick him up your butt~~~ XDD