[t&b] Worst Superhero Ever
During breakfast, I was telling Monday and Tea D about the Build Your Own Hero Contest, and my incredibly slim chances of winning. (For the curious, my entry can be seen here.) During that conversation, we somehow came up with quite possibly one of the worst superheroes ever.
His power? Long distance peeing. (Up to three miles!)
His purpose? To advertise for either a toilet bowl cleaning product (Tea D) or cream soda (Monday, of course).
His battle prowess? ...He pees on people.
His name? Either Golden Shower (Tea D) or Wizz Kid (Monday, of course).
Criminals are humiliated by him! People don't know what to think of him! Sponsors love...him? Turtles hate him!
It's a shame the contest is over, because that would have made for a horrific (Read: Fantastic) entry.
Hi, I have the maturity of a four year old.
His power? Long distance peeing. (Up to three miles!)
His purpose? To advertise for either a toilet bowl cleaning product (Tea D) or cream soda (Monday, of course).
His battle prowess? ...He pees on people.
His name? Either Golden Shower (Tea D) or Wizz Kid (Monday, of course).
Criminals are humiliated by him! People don't know what to think of him! Sponsors love...him? Turtles hate him!
It's a shame the contest is over, because that would have made for a horrific (Read: Fantastic) entry.
Hi, I have the maturity of a four year old.