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laronmi

[acting] RTP audition woes

Oct 09, 2011 13:05

The Redeye Theater Project (Henceforth referred to as RTP) is a fun event that Pitt's theater department does. Once a while, RTP will put on a series of plays written, directed, and performed by majors and non-majors alike for the public. The plays are short, one-act, self contained scripts, and the playwrights write them after being a prompt. ( Read more... )

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synthboard October 10 2011, 20:12:41 UTC

Go in. Eat a sandwich. Stare creepily at the playwrights for 90 seconds. Leave.

Oh man. Please do.

laronmi October 10 2011, 21:07:56 UTC

...That would be the easiest choice of the three. Hmmm... Wonder what kind of sandwich I should eat.

synthboard October 10 2011, 21:12:49 UTC

pastrami? parmesan artichoke? a sex toy on two slices of bread? a scarf? the options are literally endless.

laronmi October 10 2011, 21:16:05 UTC

Well, I'd like to get a meal in during the audition time, so the last two are out. Maybe I should stuff the sandwich full of ketchup and pretend its blood.

...Although if I didn't want to actually eat the sandwich, the sex toy option would have been hilarious.

mondaymorning5 October 10 2011, 23:53:49 UTC

I totally second this.

You can make the sandwich out of really sloppy raspberry jelly. That way it kinda looks like blood, but not.

laronmi October 11 2011, 03:52:18 UTC

But then I'd have to clean it up...

mondaymorning5 October 14 2011, 02:23:08 UTC

Oh, god damn it.

FOILED AGAIN.

laronmi October 14 2011, 04:21:14 UTC

...Always plotting against me. What a good friend you are.

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