[song] I Didn't Mean to Touch Your Butt

[laronmi]

I had dinner with ilfiren, mondaymorning5, painblossom, and white_dahlias. Dahlia accidentally touched my butt at one point, and, well, I was inspired to write a song.

It's called I Didn't Mean to Touch Your Butt.

I didn't mean to touch your butt
You probably think that I'm a nut
I don't know if you think that's true
But you can touch my butt too

Are we fair now? What do you mean?
Touching my butt isn't obscene
Don't be shy; come on and try
I swear to you I'm not a creepy guy

I didn't mean to touch your butt
You probably that I'm a nut
Come on, don't be so scared
My butt's aerodynamic enough to fly through air

I'm not a creeper; don't look at me like that
I wonder if you think my butt is fat.
Is it too jiggly? Can you tell?
I wonder if that's why you won't touch my butt as well.

I didn't mean to touch your butt
I didn't mean to touch your butt
I didn't mean to touch your butt

So come on, baby, touch my butt.

Other than that, I'M FREE! WOO HOO. I'll miss all of my friends though. Guuuuuuys! ;__; TELETUBBY LOVES YOU. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ Come to China!