EDIT OF EPICNESS
Monday: [ABOUT BARACK OBAMA] He's so moe!
MONDAY. MONDAY. I JUST. OMG. XD
mondaymorning5: [Points to Blaziken] Hey, he has a penis!
laronmi: . . . Dammit, Monday, cannot unsee!
mondaymorning5: He's on fire~
MY FRIENDS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
EDIT
Monday: Oh, and this Vulpix? Iyaaaaan~
Me: . . .
Monday: Well, it looks like it!
(The Vulpix sprite looks like it's in the ready for buttsex position. WHY, MONDAY, WHY?)
EDIT AGAIN:
Me: Sob, my innocence.
Monday: What innocence?
I AM SO LOVED
EDIT. DAMN IT.
Monday: [At a Jolteon] Iyaaaaaaaaan~
Me: STOP THAT
Monday: It even has its mouth open! And see, a Flareon's just tsundere and polite. A Vaporeon is just high.
SOMEONE TAKE THE POKEMON GAMES AWAY FROM HER
SOB
Monday: Kabu-tops. . .everything.
Monday: [About Teddiursa] This must be Pedobear's tragic past!
Monday: [About a Ludicolo] It looks like a duck. A Mexican duck. With maracas. Ay carumba! Muy chica*!
*We admit that we know nothing about Spanish. =( We're East Asian language majors. orz
Monday [About a Breloom] It looks like one of those D&D nerds. Skinny neck, nobbly legs, and they're like [Here, she adopts a nasally nerd voice], "Hey, you guys! What are you doing on the football field? =D =D =D? Can I play?" . . .And then they hang his underwear on the flag pole. He'd probably have really large underwear, too. Since he has a big butt. You know, I knew a guy with a really abnormally large butt.
Monday: Gulpin?
Me: Yeah, it probably fatal vores people.
Monday: . . .But it looks like Italy*. It's got the same little face!
*NOT EVEN HETALIA IS SAFE
Monday: Vibrava? It sounds like some kind sex toy.
Me: . . .Sob.
Monday: [About Claydol] It's mother must do a lot of drugs.