DAMMIT MONDAY

Oct 31, 2008 19:32

EDIT OF EPICNESS
Monday: [ABOUT BARACK OBAMA] He's so moe!

MONDAY. MONDAY. I JUST. OMG. XD

mondaymorning5: [Points to Blaziken] Hey, he has a penis!
laronmi: . . . Dammit, Monday, cannot unsee!
mondaymorning5: He's on fire~

MY FRIENDS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

EDIT
Monday: Oh, and this Vulpix? Iyaaaaan~
Me: . . .
Monday: Well, it looks like it!

(The Vulpix sprite looks like it's in the ready for buttsex position. WHY, MONDAY, WHY?)

EDIT AGAIN:
Me: Sob, my innocence.
Monday: What innocence?

I AM SO LOVED

EDIT. DAMN IT.
Monday: [At a Jolteon] Iyaaaaaaaaan~
Me: STOP THAT
Monday: It even has its mouth open! And see, a Flareon's just tsundere and polite. A Vaporeon is just high.

SOMEONE TAKE THE POKEMON GAMES AWAY FROM HER

SOB
Monday: Kabu-tops. . .everything.


Monday: [About Teddiursa] This must be Pedobear's tragic past!

Monday: [About a Ludicolo] It looks like a duck. A Mexican duck. With maracas. Ay carumba! Muy chica*!

*We admit that we know nothing about Spanish. =( We're East Asian language majors. orz
Monday [About a Breloom] It looks like one of those D&D nerds. Skinny neck, nobbly legs, and they're like [Here, she adopts a nasally nerd voice], "Hey, you guys! What are you doing on the football field? =D =D =D? Can I play?" . . .And then they hang his underwear on the flag pole. He'd probably have really large underwear, too. Since he has a big butt. You know, I knew a guy with a really abnormally large butt.

Monday: Gulpin?
Me: Yeah, it probably fatal vores people.
Monday: . . .But it looks like Italy*. It's got the same little face!

*NOT EVEN HETALIA IS SAFE
Monday: Vibrava? It sounds like some kind sex toy.
Me: . . .Sob.

Monday: [About Claydol] It's mother must do a lot of drugs.

crack, damn it monday!, gotta catch 'em all

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