Scaby Shingles.cutoffhisarmMay 27 2003, 21:30:14 UTC
Balls to the Walls.
Be careful not to get Balanitis. Balanitis is an inflammation of the skin covering the head of the penis. A similar condition, balanoposthitis, refers to inflammation of the head of the penis and the foreskin. Symptoms of balanitis include redness or swelling, itching, rash, pain, and a foul-smelling discharge.
The Loch Ness Penis, without poison ivy.
Did you ever see Poison Ivy 2 with Alyssa Milano?
(Alyssa love monkey.)
But I digress, Poison Ivy 2. It's a soft-core art film, sort of. No seriously, rent it. The story is actually entertaining. Alyssa plays a naive first year college student facing erotic self-discovery in her new environment. That nieve student is the impressionable Lily (Poision Ivy, Lily, get it, botanical references...yeah), who happens upon Ivy's diary in her dorm room (apparently, the house in the first movie was converted into a dorm, a pathetic attempt to tie this movie into the Drew Barrymore vehicle). The written words and visions of Ivy in her dreams conspire to change Lily mentally and physically (the clichéd hair cutting scene for example, but they never did explain the obvious implants), creating a new sexually adventurous woman. One of her teachers (Xanader Berkley) takes a liking to her, despite his current marital status, with a wife at home. Another man, this guy one of her roommates (Johnathan Schaech) is also quickly involved with Lily, and she has fallen for her roommate even though he manages to tick her off. She seduces both the roommate and her married teacher, while keeping an "innocent little girl" reputation with most people. The two men become obsessed with Lily, but only one can truly have her, and that's where our big finale takes place.
Who will get Lily?
What will she do?
You'll have to rent it to find out.
And if you do see the movie and love it, you can write Alyssa here and tell her how much you do:
Alyssa Milano P.O. Box 1326 Torrance, California 90505 USA
I hope this will tide you over until you're eyes recover enough to see the movie and you find a cure for your Balanitis.
Your friend with only itchy balls in relation to swamp ass, William Sellari
Be careful not to get Balanitis. Balanitis is an inflammation of the skin covering the head of the penis. A similar condition, balanoposthitis, refers to inflammation of the head of the penis and the foreskin. Symptoms of balanitis include redness or swelling, itching, rash, pain, and a foul-smelling discharge.
The Loch Ness Penis, without poison ivy.
Did you ever see Poison Ivy 2 with Alyssa Milano?
(Alyssa love monkey.)
But I digress, Poison Ivy 2. It's a soft-core art film, sort of. No seriously, rent it. The story is actually entertaining. Alyssa plays a naive first year college student facing erotic self-discovery in her new environment. That nieve student is the impressionable Lily (Poision Ivy, Lily, get it, botanical references...yeah), who happens upon Ivy's diary in her dorm room (apparently, the house in the first movie was converted into a dorm, a pathetic attempt to tie this movie into the Drew Barrymore vehicle). The written words and visions of Ivy in her dreams conspire to change Lily mentally and physically (the clichéd hair cutting scene for example, but they never did explain the obvious implants), creating a new sexually adventurous woman. One of her teachers (Xanader Berkley) takes a liking to her, despite his current marital status, with a wife at home. Another man, this guy one of her roommates (Johnathan Schaech) is also quickly involved with Lily, and she has fallen for her roommate even though he manages to tick her off. She seduces both the roommate and her married teacher, while keeping an "innocent little girl" reputation with most people. The two men become obsessed with Lily, but only one can truly have her, and that's where our big finale takes place.
Who will get Lily?
What will she do?
You'll have to rent it to find out.
And if you do see the movie and love it, you can write Alyssa here and tell her how much you do:
Alyssa Milano
P.O. Box 1326
Torrance, California 90505
USA
I hope this will tide you over until you're eyes recover enough to see the movie and you find a cure for your Balanitis.
Your friend with only itchy balls in relation to swamp ass,
William Sellari
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