HAPPY HUNTING.
Sister: Lara, look at this? (holding up an envelope)
Me: Haha, college mail?
Sister: Noooo… Jones Soda Co.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAT.
Okay. So. I’m just going to type this up:
“You got your photo on a bottle of Jones Soda! You are the cream of the crop! The king of the hill! The cat’s meow! And before you go thinking that we’re being sarcastic, let me assure that we really, truly mean it. Only a mere 1% of all submitted photos make it to the much sought after Jones label. So, please take a moment to step back, bask in all your glory and know that you are officially neater today than you were yesterday. Want your own bottle? Check your local store where you already buy Jones! Happy hunting!
Sincerely,
Everyone at Jones Soda Co.”
OKAY. The sent me some labels and apparently it’s on the Berry Lemonade soda.
OMG OMG OMG.
hahaha userpic is super fitting.
Me: Haha, college mail?
Sister: Noooo… Jones Soda Co.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAT.
Okay. So. I’m just going to type this up:
“You got your photo on a bottle of Jones Soda! You are the cream of the crop! The king of the hill! The cat’s meow! And before you go thinking that we’re being sarcastic, let me assure that we really, truly mean it. Only a mere 1% of all submitted photos make it to the much sought after Jones label. So, please take a moment to step back, bask in all your glory and know that you are officially neater today than you were yesterday. Want your own bottle? Check your local store where you already buy Jones! Happy hunting!
Sincerely,
Everyone at Jones Soda Co.”
OKAY. The sent me some labels and apparently it’s on the Berry Lemonade soda.
OMG OMG OMG.
hahaha userpic is super fitting.