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Aug 16, 2005 14:12

After giving my life considerable thought and coming to the realization that I basically suck at it, I have decided to make a list of pros and cons of my life and find out if I really am completely incapable of doing anything right, or if I might just make it after all. Here we go...

Pros
1. I realize more now just what beautiful and amazing friends I have. After spending several days in Nashville with friends that I have been through it all with for the past 10 years, I realize what a lucky girl I am.
2. I ummm...have a job where I actually get paid?
3. I'm in school
4. I have a really comfortable mattress on which I sleep quite well on
5. I got a free t-shirt the other day making my UK t-shirt count 523
6. My health! I'll drink to that...

Cons
1. After spending several hours attempting to sort out the finacial mess that my checkbook and bank statements are, I found that my bank statement claims I have considerably less than what I thought I actually had according to my "balanced" checkbook. And by considerably less I mean over a thousand dollars...eh HEH..
2. I have a job where I get groped. Yeah, thats right, a patient grabbed my ass last night...neat.
3. I'm in school
4. I still haven't made out with anyone
5. I do everything in excess with tends to get me in trouble...such as my spending habits and other such things.
6. My car is making really funny noises when I make right turns. Maybe I should just avoid making right turns and get to wherever I am going in a completely roundabout way and in doing so pay twice the amount of gas and cause myself to become more broke than I already am. It's a downward spiral.
7. My hair hates me.

Well, the final count is in. The cons outweigh the pros. I officially suck at life. And susan just told me..."At least you try." Thankyou Susan.
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