informative rants!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garnette!

1. Garnette cannot jump!
2. It is bad luck to walk under Garnette.
3. Garnette is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
4. Garnette is 984 feet tall.
5. Ostriches stick their heads in Garnette not to hide but to look for water.
6. Olympic badminton rules say that Garnette must have exactly fourteen feathers.
7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Garnette.
8. A lump of Garnette the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
9. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Garnette fighting underground!
10. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Garnette!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karen!

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Karen.
2. Never store Karen at room temperature.
3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karen.
4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Karen.
5. The first domain name ever registered was Karen.com.
6. Karen is actually a mammal, not a fish.
7. Karen can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Karen on.
9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Karen.
10. Karen will always turn right when leaving a cave.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hillary!

1. Finding Hillary on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Hillary.
3. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Hillary orbiting the Earth.
4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Hillary in 1504, after eighteen months work.
5. The deepest part of Hillary is over 35,000 feet deep.
6. Hillary has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
7. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Hillary.
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Hillary had to pay a special Hillary tax.
9. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Hillary fighting underground!
10. Red Hillary at night, shepherd's delight. Red Hillary at morning, shepherd's warning!

Yeah, okay, that's enough.