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I just realized I could make myself one of my friends. Holy shit, I FUCKING RULE. I should just make a post every day that says "wow... paul is my best friend, he's such a great guy. he's soooo amazing!! He is the only man I would ever want to have sex with. I love paul so much!!! PAUL IS A GOD." Then, I can go onto "LJ" every night, and be like "hmmm.... I wonder what my friends have been saying!" and when I check my "friends" page, it will say all this great stuff about me!! I could also write a program that automaticly posts a combination of different phrases all relatiing to how much I rule, and how much I love me. That way, it would really be a surprise every day. Shit, I need to do that. God I rule.