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I should really be doing homework, but clearly I'm not, as I'm clearly updating instead. My excuse though is that I'm still waiting for my stomach to deflate after a ridiculously hugely gross unbelievably large dinner I had with Greaves today. We almost couldn't make it up the stairs. And then we would have had to call 7333 and admit to them that we were blubbers who needed assistance to our rooms. Do any of you remember the commercials from a long time ago for some automated aid for elderly people in which you'd press the button on this necklace and then you would be routed to some emergency facility who would come and assist you? Well, in the commercial, some actor lady presses the button and says, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" as a problem example. My mom and I used to think that was the funniest thing in the world, because clearly we're sadists. Whatever happened to that? And all the other rockin' good old commercials?