Stuff I found in an od notebook
So as I'm packing, getting ready to move; I'm doing that thing that we all do. I'm 'organizing', scaling down, going thru things.
And sometimes, I re-read the shmaltz I wrote and I'm like 'whoa. could i be more unicorns & howling wolf?" and then other times, I re-read and it's like I'm there again.
Thought I'd share some, because they made me laugh.....
I can't really say how it started; one day it was just there.
Like when you don't properly hang up your wet towel and you just know it's gonna fall and you half watch it as it slides over that silver rail and ends up crumpled on the floor. Where you knew it would end up.
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I just wanna say how annoyed I am at all my friends for continuously moving and WRECKING my address book.
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But what does she see when she looks at me upside down?
(referring to my cat)
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chivalry isn't dead; it's just not around at 3am
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half of a verse of a song:
Mr.Hangman bring me a noose
I hate my boyfriend because he's too loose
I've had enough I'm goin' single again
Cuz I heard Brad Pitt's leavin' Jennifer Aniston!
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Always respect the Handicapped Parking Spots. Instead; opt for the "Fire Lane'.
After all, how many firemen are actually gonna drive their trucks to the mall?
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Long lineups are the perfect time to catch up on your flossing.
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sometimes it's worse, when the sun shines
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SO yeah; looks like I've always been a weirdo!!!
xo
And sometimes, I re-read the shmaltz I wrote and I'm like 'whoa. could i be more unicorns & howling wolf?" and then other times, I re-read and it's like I'm there again.
Thought I'd share some, because they made me laugh.....
I can't really say how it started; one day it was just there.
Like when you don't properly hang up your wet towel and you just know it's gonna fall and you half watch it as it slides over that silver rail and ends up crumpled on the floor. Where you knew it would end up.
**
I just wanna say how annoyed I am at all my friends for continuously moving and WRECKING my address book.
**
But what does she see when she looks at me upside down?
(referring to my cat)
**
chivalry isn't dead; it's just not around at 3am
**
half of a verse of a song:
Mr.Hangman bring me a noose
I hate my boyfriend because he's too loose
I've had enough I'm goin' single again
Cuz I heard Brad Pitt's leavin' Jennifer Aniston!
**
Always respect the Handicapped Parking Spots. Instead; opt for the "Fire Lane'.
After all, how many firemen are actually gonna drive their trucks to the mall?
**
Long lineups are the perfect time to catch up on your flossing.
**
sometimes it's worse, when the sun shines
**
SO yeah; looks like I've always been a weirdo!!!
xo