I had a lifetime first today...
I got stung by a hornet!
whee.
I was up a ladder, painting a window, and this nasty bugger flies in out of left field, lands on my hand, stings me, and flies the fuck off. It was a drive-by stinging.
And what did I do about it?
I made up a song.
It was wicked awesome, but I don't remember it anymore.
It was something like
"Oh, I just got stung by a hornet
"That wasn't very nice
"Ow, that kinda hurts
"Let's not do it again."
I especially like the "let's not do it again" line. I think that was a stroke of brilliance. And Billy was impressed that I took it "like a champ" since he's wicked afraid of stingy-bugs.
the end.
Fourth tomorrow.
Boston?
need to call KBrown and RTrudel.
whee.
I was up a ladder, painting a window, and this nasty bugger flies in out of left field, lands on my hand, stings me, and flies the fuck off. It was a drive-by stinging.
And what did I do about it?
I made up a song.
It was wicked awesome, but I don't remember it anymore.
It was something like
"Oh, I just got stung by a hornet
"That wasn't very nice
"Ow, that kinda hurts
"Let's not do it again."
I especially like the "let's not do it again" line. I think that was a stroke of brilliance. And Billy was impressed that I took it "like a champ" since he's wicked afraid of stingy-bugs.
the end.
Fourth tomorrow.
Boston?
need to call KBrown and RTrudel.