I don't do memes...

Jan 11, 2012 13:13

...especially fortune cookie memes about sex, except when I do, I guess. Via matociquala

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

From the Original Sacred Harp (1911), a shape-note songbook:Amazing grace! how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me!
At least the meme didn't specify p. 55: 'This spacious earth is all the Lord's, And men, and worms, and beasts, and birds.'

;p

On the other hand, the next nearest book is Nigel Slater's the kitchen diaries, which says at the top of page 45: 'Pour in the stock and red wine.' Of the two, that seems the much more likely prediction.

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