NEW AND IMPROVED MEME POST

[lapiazza]

Tell me something. Post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love: anything you want. Something about you, something about me, anything at all.

Be sure to post honestly. Post as many times as you want.I know this is so not right to ask for in this kind of meme, but please can we keep the topic off of anything negative about

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[anonymous]

Once upon a time there was a woman named Keely. Her life was super special awesome because she was married to a most well-mannered Finnish lad by the name of Jukka (which means "humping" in Swedish, as Fred constantly reminds us).. but the two had one very big problem.

Keely did not know if she was the mother of their three children. She was rather drunk the night that the demi God pulled them from the bowels of hell and therefore had no clue who the babies' daddy momma was. See, Jukka had two other mistresses whom he wasn't married to but liked to play King's Cup with on several occasions: Fred had his charm and a rather snazzy fedora, and Aaron stole all the skill of Japanese from every college student to ever study the language. Keely had her doubts about Fred being the mom, and Aaron.. well, Vincent and Ashley were always begging Aaron to tell them a story, and David seemed to cling to Aaron like white to paper. So one day Keely confronted the giant with much grace and poise.

"BITCH," she began. "ARE YOU MY BABIES' MOMMA!?"

Aaron only stared.

"No."

"...Ohhhh okay!" Keely gleed, and then ran away with her daughter to watch more Yugioh.