Pimpage.

[laphromipilotx]

I am a massage pimp. I go up to a girl i know, rub her back and ive got a friend for life. Ive been propositioned by one once. Didnt know her that well yet so i decided not to tie her up and keep her in my basement (her idea

Comments

[darkdelusion]

Tom, you are SERIOUSLY freaking me out!!

[laphromipilotx]

from which sentence?

[darkdelusion]

I think this..."I am a massage pimp I go up to a girl i know, rub her back and ive got a friend for life." ...started me off with the worry....

"Didnt know her that well yet so i decided not to tie her up and keep her in my basement (her idea)." and this kinda finished me off with the whole weirdness :p

Especially the "yet" in there that suggests if you WERE friends with her you would have kept her in the basement!! :p

[darkdelusion]

Gahh!!! sorry Tom, I forgot to sign in :p

[laphromipilotx]

lol, the whole massage someone and get a friend for life thing is basically that all the people that work at faire have to wear uncomfortable clothing. Should someone give them a moments repreave from that uncomfortableness you earn yourself a friend for life.

Also the girl i did it to i didnt know that well, were sort of friends now. We talk and and yelled at eachother when we saw eachother. While i was giving her a massage and working out one of her knots she seemed to really of been enjoying it. So much so that she said that i could do anything i wanted to her or something along those lines. Worry not though, i made a joke out of the statement and said that i have some laundry that i could use cleaning. Silly me and my reflexes to spout jokes at such siguations.

Also, i wouldnt of kept her in the basement, i would of prefered it the other way since i am submissive ^^

[darkdelusion]

WAAAYYYYY Too much information :p