(no subject)
first post in a while. here goes...
"your famous last words started once your fingers hit the snooze "just nine more minutes please""...thats me every morning
i set my one alarm clock for 7:45 or 7:50, then my phone for 8, and somehow i remember hitting snooze or shutting the phone off and wanting to wake up but 8:40 usually rolls around and too late to shower for math, big whoopedy shit, i love math, my teacher is a black lady with no tits and a big ass, word. holla at your boy. sitting next to me in math are quite a fun bunch of kids who i enjoy in my hat lifting eye rubbing teeth grinding balls itching anxious josh antics way of my morning. there is a blonde girl who i think is enganged or married cuz shes got a ring on that certain finger, but me and her laugh and shit cuz im goofy so i make her laugh. then there is another girl who is hawaiin(spellining i know) but mexican, and she doesnt say much but i see her when i come to and fro from school which is pleasent cuz it brings a wave and a smile on both of our parts or a hey whats up. mkay. and then there is this philipino kid who has a mouth thing which makes him not talk "normal" but hes cool shit. then there is carlos, tattoed, full on pedro speaking mother fucking carlos, i sware to god when he said this fraction to me today it sounded like he was trying to read but couldnt. he makes me laugh a great deal. i dont know why i just typed all of that but i did.
uh. me and my family are pretty good. i wont say anything more then that cuz ill jinx it mkay.
so im looking around my room, heres how it goes, on the floor level, what do they call that in the rain forest, the underbrush? anyway it contains shoes socks condoms hats books magazines and papers upon papers. then we have the sitting level or laying level ie bed chair shit and i dunno, its messy, and the upper canopy, is well, clean cuz nothing is there. so i dont get it, ill clean my room hard core and the next day tis messy again. i think this is me, i can clean shit up but i like to just be "slob" at the same time.
i hope everything is going well for people who i havent talked to in a while. i know bo got a job fucking finally haha. uh. other then that i dont know. i need a job, josh work? yes yes he wants to and will marfucka.
so based on the past occurances of my ex gf's i dont think im going to have a girlfriend for a long time. right now what i think about the opposite sex, bunch of sleezy ass bitches who are in it for themselves, that is my observation of my experience, and i know there are many girls out there who are great, cuz i know some of u. mkay. i just dont want to fucking deal with it anymore. at all. my mind, is literally raw from being fucked raw with a condom with no lub with a rhino tusk stuck up my ass at the same time.
i suppose i am a lot more independent in certain areas but i am way more dependent in others, as the cycle goes i suppose.
you just ever, well i know you do, yes you, want to take someone, and do something evil to them, yes evil, like real bad bad, like cut some nipples off or rip there cheeks open? i do. dunno what keeps me from not doing, probably a good thing i dont.
so school is like a hopefull thing, im going, been going for a year. got told recently by andrea, and i cant believe i was told this, that all i do is barely go to class, procrastonate my shit, leave early, then hang out with jeff or justine, then go home and dick around with my game(my game is my NCAA Football 2005) or dick around with barry and then get drunk and go to bed. now i havent gotten drunk, besides last night with jeff, for like weeks, maybe more then a month. oh and btw she is failing multiple classes and i contributed to that, and thats the last time i spoke with her and i hope its the last for a good few weeks if not more.
i really like chips, but i wont eat them cuz ive been trying to watch what i eat and been going to the gym yay! i like that, i used to go all the time in high school now im starting to get my act together. im going to make my own work out plan thanks to kanyes get right for the summer workout tape, ive been able to date outside the family, and ive got a double wide as well. yes. kanye you saved my life. you know what the midwest is, young and restless bitcha, and yes ty i know of the grey album, it is groovey, thought id give you a shout out.
i am going to start going bowling once a week cuz i want to have that as a hobby thing kind of fun time chucking balls with form at pins that hopefully will fall for me mkay.
having red hair: priceless, fire crotch, yes i am fuck off melissa musseau(ill never forget your annoying ass mother fucker)
having a best friend with red hair: priceless, were brother and sister mkay, plus we both need more calcium, and maybe some other things.
dinner at macayos with this best friend: sweet ass sweet.
hopefully going to italy with that red headed mother fucker: i just hope when we need to leave im able to find her crazy ass ;)
i am done with that.
i like that conan is taking over in a few years. i like that he is groovey.
everytime i watch jerry maguire i want to get married really bad. i really want a popcicle. i really wish i had a good dog or a good friend to sleep with tonight. i get lonely at night like a sorry ass. im too old to be doing what im doing and im too young as well. so im going to wait. finish school, work, save, make things happen. that kind of thing.
i got a hug from chris b tonight. that was good.
lindsay lohan should be my girlfriend. i would like that.
"dear prudence" i love you.
i am doing decent if not good in all of my classes or so im led to believe, i have a 61.4 in my computers class because all of my homework somehow didnt get graded but i have A's in all other sections of the class, word. today i was proud, i almost got a B on this econ project, that makes me happy because i wasnt quite sure if i did it right and i forget to turn in 3 things with it, and im sure if i had then i would have gotten an A, so next time lets remember shit. cmon josh stay with me.
so now instead of me posting 15000 times a day, you guys get a big long one to feast on. for free 99.
the world is a crazy fucking place, whats it going to be like, if i ever have kids, which i want to, whats going to be like when they are growing up, will they have their music and art and tv, shit by then it will be a differant world and im sure half of it will be mad at the other half and well all be a little closer to fishing the ocean empty and i hope to god i get them out of AZ and to tennessee or oregon or something, cuz its too fucking hot to live here god damnit.
goodnight everyone. 12:24 in the am, this took me like 40 minutes, its a good deal i dont do this everyday. bye
"your famous last words started once your fingers hit the snooze "just nine more minutes please""...thats me every morning
i set my one alarm clock for 7:45 or 7:50, then my phone for 8, and somehow i remember hitting snooze or shutting the phone off and wanting to wake up but 8:40 usually rolls around and too late to shower for math, big whoopedy shit, i love math, my teacher is a black lady with no tits and a big ass, word. holla at your boy. sitting next to me in math are quite a fun bunch of kids who i enjoy in my hat lifting eye rubbing teeth grinding balls itching anxious josh antics way of my morning. there is a blonde girl who i think is enganged or married cuz shes got a ring on that certain finger, but me and her laugh and shit cuz im goofy so i make her laugh. then there is another girl who is hawaiin(spellining i know) but mexican, and she doesnt say much but i see her when i come to and fro from school which is pleasent cuz it brings a wave and a smile on both of our parts or a hey whats up. mkay. and then there is this philipino kid who has a mouth thing which makes him not talk "normal" but hes cool shit. then there is carlos, tattoed, full on pedro speaking mother fucking carlos, i sware to god when he said this fraction to me today it sounded like he was trying to read but couldnt. he makes me laugh a great deal. i dont know why i just typed all of that but i did.
uh. me and my family are pretty good. i wont say anything more then that cuz ill jinx it mkay.
so im looking around my room, heres how it goes, on the floor level, what do they call that in the rain forest, the underbrush? anyway it contains shoes socks condoms hats books magazines and papers upon papers. then we have the sitting level or laying level ie bed chair shit and i dunno, its messy, and the upper canopy, is well, clean cuz nothing is there. so i dont get it, ill clean my room hard core and the next day tis messy again. i think this is me, i can clean shit up but i like to just be "slob" at the same time.
i hope everything is going well for people who i havent talked to in a while. i know bo got a job fucking finally haha. uh. other then that i dont know. i need a job, josh work? yes yes he wants to and will marfucka.
so based on the past occurances of my ex gf's i dont think im going to have a girlfriend for a long time. right now what i think about the opposite sex, bunch of sleezy ass bitches who are in it for themselves, that is my observation of my experience, and i know there are many girls out there who are great, cuz i know some of u. mkay. i just dont want to fucking deal with it anymore. at all. my mind, is literally raw from being fucked raw with a condom with no lub with a rhino tusk stuck up my ass at the same time.
i suppose i am a lot more independent in certain areas but i am way more dependent in others, as the cycle goes i suppose.
you just ever, well i know you do, yes you, want to take someone, and do something evil to them, yes evil, like real bad bad, like cut some nipples off or rip there cheeks open? i do. dunno what keeps me from not doing, probably a good thing i dont.
so school is like a hopefull thing, im going, been going for a year. got told recently by andrea, and i cant believe i was told this, that all i do is barely go to class, procrastonate my shit, leave early, then hang out with jeff or justine, then go home and dick around with my game(my game is my NCAA Football 2005) or dick around with barry and then get drunk and go to bed. now i havent gotten drunk, besides last night with jeff, for like weeks, maybe more then a month. oh and btw she is failing multiple classes and i contributed to that, and thats the last time i spoke with her and i hope its the last for a good few weeks if not more.
i really like chips, but i wont eat them cuz ive been trying to watch what i eat and been going to the gym yay! i like that, i used to go all the time in high school now im starting to get my act together. im going to make my own work out plan thanks to kanyes get right for the summer workout tape, ive been able to date outside the family, and ive got a double wide as well. yes. kanye you saved my life. you know what the midwest is, young and restless bitcha, and yes ty i know of the grey album, it is groovey, thought id give you a shout out.
i am going to start going bowling once a week cuz i want to have that as a hobby thing kind of fun time chucking balls with form at pins that hopefully will fall for me mkay.
having red hair: priceless, fire crotch, yes i am fuck off melissa musseau(ill never forget your annoying ass mother fucker)
having a best friend with red hair: priceless, were brother and sister mkay, plus we both need more calcium, and maybe some other things.
dinner at macayos with this best friend: sweet ass sweet.
hopefully going to italy with that red headed mother fucker: i just hope when we need to leave im able to find her crazy ass ;)
i am done with that.
i like that conan is taking over in a few years. i like that he is groovey.
everytime i watch jerry maguire i want to get married really bad. i really want a popcicle. i really wish i had a good dog or a good friend to sleep with tonight. i get lonely at night like a sorry ass. im too old to be doing what im doing and im too young as well. so im going to wait. finish school, work, save, make things happen. that kind of thing.
i got a hug from chris b tonight. that was good.
lindsay lohan should be my girlfriend. i would like that.
"dear prudence" i love you.
i am doing decent if not good in all of my classes or so im led to believe, i have a 61.4 in my computers class because all of my homework somehow didnt get graded but i have A's in all other sections of the class, word. today i was proud, i almost got a B on this econ project, that makes me happy because i wasnt quite sure if i did it right and i forget to turn in 3 things with it, and im sure if i had then i would have gotten an A, so next time lets remember shit. cmon josh stay with me.
so now instead of me posting 15000 times a day, you guys get a big long one to feast on. for free 99.
the world is a crazy fucking place, whats it going to be like, if i ever have kids, which i want to, whats going to be like when they are growing up, will they have their music and art and tv, shit by then it will be a differant world and im sure half of it will be mad at the other half and well all be a little closer to fishing the ocean empty and i hope to god i get them out of AZ and to tennessee or oregon or something, cuz its too fucking hot to live here god damnit.
goodnight everyone. 12:24 in the am, this took me like 40 minutes, its a good deal i dont do this everyday. bye