Survey
*~*~Beginning~*~*
What time is it: Exactly noon
What is the date: 1/27/03
*~*~Info about you~*~*
Full Name: Darrell Wallace Bartlett
Age: 15
Sex: Male
Birthday: 5/25/87
Where do you live: Kansas. Yes, feel sorry for me.
Where else have you lived: Orlando, Manhattan, and Topeka.
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
What school do you go to: Shawnee Mission West
What is your mascot : Viking
What are your school colors: Blue and gold
What year are you: 10
Nicknames: La Parka, Nerp, or Karl Marx
Do you have anyother screen names: Nope
What are they: I said no. What, are you gonna hound me for the rest of my life about it?
Where were you born: Lawrence, Kansas, but I was coneived in Orlando. Or so I'm told.
What hospital: Hospital? Not likely.
What are your hobbies: Music, writing.
Are you religious: Not particularly
What religion are you: I'm a Deist. Yes, really.
Hair color: Brown
Ever died your hair: Afraid not.
What color: Whore.
Hair length: Um, short.
Eye color: Green
Height: About 5'10", I'd say
Weight: 138
Have any pets: Two dogs and a snake
Whats their names: Dogs: Lemmy and Joe. Snake: Joseph Stalin
Siblings: Yes
Names and age: Timothy, 12 or 13, or something
What do you fear most in the world: Dying alone
What do you regret the most: I have no regrets.
If you could do anything without consequences, what would it be: I'd like a few free murders.....
Do you have braces: Yes
Do you have glasses: Um, contacts now, but I used to.
Are you good at school: I could be, if I cared enough to.
Shoe size: 13
*~*~Favorites~*~*
Car: I don't care.
Color car: Red, green, and black
Color: See above
Teacher: Mr. Keiter, my History teacher.
Class: Writer's Workshop and World History
Day of the week and why: Friday, because that's when the stuff that happens, happens.
Holiday: Halloween
Season: Winter
Month: May
Fruit: Grapes
Veggie: Asparagus
Sport: Underwater basket weaving
Sports team: I don't have one, really. The Royals, I guess.
Food: Italian food of all kinds.
Drink: Coke. It's better than Pepsi, dammit.
Animal: Snakes
Store: Borders
Video rental store: Video Library
Joke: What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Saying: "Just what I always wanted, ballroom dancing with the goat mayor."
Word: Hmm. I like Quagmire.
Brand of shoes: Cheap ass Wal Mart brands
Room in your house: My room
Salad: One piece of lettuce and half a bottle of ranch dressing. I heart ranch dressing.
Meat: I don't eat much meat, but I enjoy chicken
Pizza Topping: Pepporoni
Place to be: At my school, when it's not in session. Preferably during show week.
Smell: Rotting flesh.
Sound: Music
Taste: What the hell kind of question is this? Um, salt.
Feeling: Content
Letter: Um, I don't know.
Number: 912
Book: The Stand - Stephan King or The Pillars Of The Earth - Ken Follett
Vacation spot: Orlando. Greatest place on Earth.
Grandma: I don't particularly like either one of my grandmothers. So there.
Grandpa: Well, um, I dunno. So there.
Cereal: Golden Grams
Ice cream flavor: Mint
Cookie flavor: Peanut butter chocolate chip
Flower: I like roses, I guess.
*~*~What do you think of when you hear this~*~*
Banana: Boat
Bill: Law
Britney: Whore
Lamb: Chop
Bubba: Ray Dudley
Victoria: Record
Dildo: No comment.
Ass: Cunt
Shadow: 's Fall
Beep Beep: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Moo: Bie
Bambi: Irritating
*~*~This or That~*~*
Sox or Cubs: Bah
Breakfast or Dinner: Dinner
Day or Night: Night
Radio or Cd's: CDs
Internet or Phone: Internet
Happy or sad: Neither. Extreme emotions either way cloud your judgement.
Guy or girl: Girl, I guess.
Sexy or Cute: Cute
Tuff or wimpy: Tuff? Like the band? Well, I don't like them, so I'll say wimpy.
Strong or weak: Strong
Funny or hilarious: Hilarious
Summer or winter: Winter
Love or lust: Love
Friends or family: Friends
Car or truck: Truck
Dog or cat: Dog
Give or receive: Give
Sex or no sex: Oh come on, the answer is obvious.
Walk or run: Walk, don't run, from......THE BLOB! Sorry, er, walk, I guess.
Inside or outside: Inside. I'm a shut in.
Up or down: Down
In or out: Kinky. In, baby.
Back or front: Front
Hurricane or Tornado: Hurricane, because they remind me of Florida.
Thunder or lightning: Thunder
Rain or snow: Snow
Hail or sleet: Hail
Sunny or cloudy: Cloudy
Loud or quiet: LOUDLOUDLOUD
Hard or soft: Bwahahaha.
Mcdonalds or Burger king: Neither one. I despise fast food.
Hardee's or Arby's: See above
Rebel or goodie goodie: Rebel
Coffee or tea: Tea
Coke or pepsi: Coke
Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper: They both taste like ass.
White chocolate or normal chocolate: Dark chocolate, actually.
Britney or Christina: Neither.
Black or white: Black
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Diary or journal: Journal
Writing or typing: Either one. Whichever is more convenient at the time.
Cold or hot: Cold
Pen or pencil: Pen
Candle or insence: Insence
Plain paper or lined paper: Plain paper
Blonde or brunette: Um, neither. I prefer redheads.
Curly or straight: Curly
Blanket or sleeping bag: Blanket
Shower or bath: Bath
Body wash or soap: Soap
Purfume or Body spray: Body spray
Wal-mart or target: Target, but only because I hate Wal Mart.
American Eagle or Abercrombie: Both should die.
Hamburgers or hotdogs: Neither
Pop tart or toaster strudels: Pop Tarts
Chicken or turkey: Chicken.
MTV or VH1: I like Much Music, actually.
Shorts or pants: I never, ever wear shorts.
Tank tops or t-shirts: T Shirts
Rich and dumb or Poor and smart: Poor and smart
Markers or colored pencils: Colored pencils
Boxers or briefs: Actually, boxer breifs. Best of both world, bichets.
Nike or Adidas: Adidas, only because it's a cooler name.
Innie or outie: Um... *checks* Innie.
Hot tub or sauna: Hot tub
Land or water: Land
Sneeze or cough: Sneeze
Skittles or M&M's: Skittles
Truth or dare: Dare
East or west: East
North or south: North
Letterman or leno: Conan O'Brein
SNL or mad tv: SNL
Drummers or guitar players: Guitar players.
*~*~Which way would you spell it~*~*
Megan or Meghan: Meghan
Lacey or Lacy: Lacey
Steven or Stephen: Stephen
Kurt or Curt: Kurt
Mark or Marc: Mark
Brandi or Brandy: Brandi
Eric or Erik: Eric
Corrine or Carine: Carine
Kari or Carrie: Carrie
Jackie or Jackqui: Jackqui
Deseray or Desirae: Deseree
Ashley or Ashleigh: Ashleigh
Their or there: There
Two, too, or to: Too
Here or hear: Hear
*~*~Love life~*~*
Do you have a crush: Yes
Whats his or her name: Hannah
How old are they: 13 or 14, I think.
How long have you liked him or her: About a half a year.
If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: See above
If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: See above, again.
What is the biggest turn off: Being a snob.
What is the biggest turn on: Intelligence and a nice personality.
Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: I could never dump someone, so I guess the dumpee.
Do you think there is a person for everyone: I'm beginning to doubt it.
If yes, do you know who yours is: Probably not, knowing my luck
Where is the best place to be kissed: Lips and face.
Where is the most romantic place to take a date: I don't know, I know shit all about romance.
Do you believe in love at first sight: Sometimes
Have you ever been in love: Yes
What do you think love is: Finding someone willing to put up with you, and you're willing to put up with them.
Do you have a b/f or g/f: Ehh, sort of.
Do you want one: Yes
How long have you been together: A few weeks, sort of, again.
What do you like about your crush or b/f, g/f: Just about everything.
When was your first kiss: A few years ago.
*~*~Past~*~*
First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Finchem
Last word you said: Cunt, most likely.
Last song you sang: Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole
Last meal you ate: A shake and some fries.
Favorite childhood cartoon: Rocko's Modern Life
What did you hate most about skool: Poor spelling.
Last person you flipped off: George
Last song stuck in your head: Elvis Costello - No Action
What line/verse: "I don't wanna kiss you, I don't wanna touch/I don't wanna see you, 'cause I don't miss you that much"
Last time you were burned: You mean literally? Yesterday at noon, when I was cooking.
How: On a pot.
Last time you bled: This morning, when a blood blister popped on the roof of my mouth. Very unpleasant.
Favorite game show as a child: Rock N' Roll Jeopardy
*~*~Present~*~*
What's in your CD player: Nirvana - In Utero
What color sox are you wearing: No socks
What's under your bed: Magazines and old yearbooks
What's the weather like: Warm
What is on your wall: Pictures, posters, flyers.
What time did you wake up today: 5. I hate my brother.
Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: It was five in the morning, I don't think anything that early.
*~*~Future~*~*
Who do you want to marry: I don't know.
Are you going to college: Yes
If so, how long do you want to go: Six years
Where do you want to go: K-State, or Florida State.
What is your career going to be: English literature professor/author
Where are you going to live: Here, or Florida.
How many kids do you want: I dunno, two sounds about right.
Kids names girls: I've always liked Sunday.
Kids names boys: I heard someone was going to name their son Agreement. I love that name, so, yeah, Agreement.
Where do you want your honeymoon: Austrailia. Specifically, the Great Barrier Reef.
What kind of car will you have: I don't know
What kind of house will you have: Um, one with rooms.
*~*~Have you ever~*~*
Smoked: No
Been Drunk: No
Been high: No
Done drugs: No
Skinny dipped: Yes
Partied until the sun came up: Not partied, but I did run around the block all night.
Stole: Nothing big
Stayed up all night on the internet: Yes, several times
Met someone off the internet (in person): Um, no
Cried over a guy/girl: Yes
Been in a fist fight: No
Been in a cat fight: No
Wanted to kill someone: All the time
Fell off a chair: Yes
Kissed the same sex: Besides my dad, no.
Had feelings for the same sex: Nope. Sorry to dissapoint you.
Lap danced: No
*~*~Other~*~*
Do you belive in the horoscopes: No
Do you like your handwriting: It's okay
If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: Elvis Costello, because he is "teh r0xx0r", so to speak.
What superhero would you be: La Parka!
Do you have any piercings: No
Any tattoos: No
If so where: NO
If not, where and what do you want: My name backwards across my forehead.
Are you picky: About some things, yes
What makes you cry: Women
What makes you mad: Too many things
What do you think of Eminem: Loudmouthed idiot.
Who do you admire: JD Salinger. He owns.
Do you like cartoons: Of course, who doesn't?
Do you believe in heaven: I dunno, I guess.
Do you believe in God: Possibly.
Do you think there is a hell: Maybe. Enough with the damn religion questions, you get the point already.
Do you believe in the devil: Urgh, maybe.
What is the one place you have to visit before you die: The Great Barrier Reef
What did you do today: Went to pick up my brother, came home, ate, listened to music.
Where do you work: Nowhere, currently.
Do you even have a job you lazy bum: No
Are your 'rents lame: Sometimes
Do you own a miniskirt: No
Do you floss: No
What is the farthest your have traveled: Florida. I suck, I know.
What kind of shampoo do you use: Head And Shoulders. YES, I HAVE DANDRUFF, FUCK YOU.
What about conditioner: None, usually.
Do you use big words to sound smart: All the time, all the time.
When you get mad, do you swear a lot: I swear a lot even when I'm not mad.
Got milk: Oh yes.
Do you have a magic 8 ball: Reply hazy, please ask again. BWAHAHAHAHA I am so funny. No, actually, I don't.
Name something that comes in threes: Pigs?
Ever worn black nail polish: Yes
Do you have hairy arms: Sort of
How many sheets are on your bed: One
Whats under your bed: Didn't you already ask this? I think so.
Do you have your own tv and vcr: Yes, but they barely work and I never use them.
Do you believe in fate: Not really, no.
Do you see dead people: All the time
Are you a good speller: Yes
What is your lucky charm: HIPPO
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: I drive on the sidewalk.
Do you like little kids: No
Are you talented: Not really
If so, how: I'm not, I said.
Ever hugged a tree: Yes, but I got all sappy.
Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: No
Do you ever steal anything from hotels: No
Ever seen a ghost: No
How about an alien: No
Do you beleive in either of them: Aleins, yes, Ghosts, no
~*~Ending~*~
Did you waste any time doing this: About forty minutes.
Did you like this survey: No, it sucked
Were you bored: Yes
Did you skip any questions: No, I swear.
If so, fix them!: Suck my ass.
What time is it: 12:51. Damn you.
Say something nice about the person who sent this to you: Laura is a top notch person.
What time is it: Exactly noon
What is the date: 1/27/03
*~*~Info about you~*~*
Full Name: Darrell Wallace Bartlett
Age: 15
Sex: Male
Birthday: 5/25/87
Where do you live: Kansas. Yes, feel sorry for me.
Where else have you lived: Orlando, Manhattan, and Topeka.
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
What school do you go to: Shawnee Mission West
What is your mascot : Viking
What are your school colors: Blue and gold
What year are you: 10
Nicknames: La Parka, Nerp, or Karl Marx
Do you have anyother screen names: Nope
What are they: I said no. What, are you gonna hound me for the rest of my life about it?
Where were you born: Lawrence, Kansas, but I was coneived in Orlando. Or so I'm told.
What hospital: Hospital? Not likely.
What are your hobbies: Music, writing.
Are you religious: Not particularly
What religion are you: I'm a Deist. Yes, really.
Hair color: Brown
Ever died your hair: Afraid not.
What color: Whore.
Hair length: Um, short.
Eye color: Green
Height: About 5'10", I'd say
Weight: 138
Have any pets: Two dogs and a snake
Whats their names: Dogs: Lemmy and Joe. Snake: Joseph Stalin
Siblings: Yes
Names and age: Timothy, 12 or 13, or something
What do you fear most in the world: Dying alone
What do you regret the most: I have no regrets.
If you could do anything without consequences, what would it be: I'd like a few free murders.....
Do you have braces: Yes
Do you have glasses: Um, contacts now, but I used to.
Are you good at school: I could be, if I cared enough to.
Shoe size: 13
*~*~Favorites~*~*
Car: I don't care.
Color car: Red, green, and black
Color: See above
Teacher: Mr. Keiter, my History teacher.
Class: Writer's Workshop and World History
Day of the week and why: Friday, because that's when the stuff that happens, happens.
Holiday: Halloween
Season: Winter
Month: May
Fruit: Grapes
Veggie: Asparagus
Sport: Underwater basket weaving
Sports team: I don't have one, really. The Royals, I guess.
Food: Italian food of all kinds.
Drink: Coke. It's better than Pepsi, dammit.
Animal: Snakes
Store: Borders
Video rental store: Video Library
Joke: What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Saying: "Just what I always wanted, ballroom dancing with the goat mayor."
Word: Hmm. I like Quagmire.
Brand of shoes: Cheap ass Wal Mart brands
Room in your house: My room
Salad: One piece of lettuce and half a bottle of ranch dressing. I heart ranch dressing.
Meat: I don't eat much meat, but I enjoy chicken
Pizza Topping: Pepporoni
Place to be: At my school, when it's not in session. Preferably during show week.
Smell: Rotting flesh.
Sound: Music
Taste: What the hell kind of question is this? Um, salt.
Feeling: Content
Letter: Um, I don't know.
Number: 912
Book: The Stand - Stephan King or The Pillars Of The Earth - Ken Follett
Vacation spot: Orlando. Greatest place on Earth.
Grandma: I don't particularly like either one of my grandmothers. So there.
Grandpa: Well, um, I dunno. So there.
Cereal: Golden Grams
Ice cream flavor: Mint
Cookie flavor: Peanut butter chocolate chip
Flower: I like roses, I guess.
*~*~What do you think of when you hear this~*~*
Banana: Boat
Bill: Law
Britney: Whore
Lamb: Chop
Bubba: Ray Dudley
Victoria: Record
Dildo: No comment.
Ass: Cunt
Shadow: 's Fall
Beep Beep: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Moo: Bie
Bambi: Irritating
*~*~This or That~*~*
Sox or Cubs: Bah
Breakfast or Dinner: Dinner
Day or Night: Night
Radio or Cd's: CDs
Internet or Phone: Internet
Happy or sad: Neither. Extreme emotions either way cloud your judgement.
Guy or girl: Girl, I guess.
Sexy or Cute: Cute
Tuff or wimpy: Tuff? Like the band? Well, I don't like them, so I'll say wimpy.
Strong or weak: Strong
Funny or hilarious: Hilarious
Summer or winter: Winter
Love or lust: Love
Friends or family: Friends
Car or truck: Truck
Dog or cat: Dog
Give or receive: Give
Sex or no sex: Oh come on, the answer is obvious.
Walk or run: Walk, don't run, from......THE BLOB! Sorry, er, walk, I guess.
Inside or outside: Inside. I'm a shut in.
Up or down: Down
In or out: Kinky. In, baby.
Back or front: Front
Hurricane or Tornado: Hurricane, because they remind me of Florida.
Thunder or lightning: Thunder
Rain or snow: Snow
Hail or sleet: Hail
Sunny or cloudy: Cloudy
Loud or quiet: LOUDLOUDLOUD
Hard or soft: Bwahahaha.
Mcdonalds or Burger king: Neither one. I despise fast food.
Hardee's or Arby's: See above
Rebel or goodie goodie: Rebel
Coffee or tea: Tea
Coke or pepsi: Coke
Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper: They both taste like ass.
White chocolate or normal chocolate: Dark chocolate, actually.
Britney or Christina: Neither.
Black or white: Black
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Diary or journal: Journal
Writing or typing: Either one. Whichever is more convenient at the time.
Cold or hot: Cold
Pen or pencil: Pen
Candle or insence: Insence
Plain paper or lined paper: Plain paper
Blonde or brunette: Um, neither. I prefer redheads.
Curly or straight: Curly
Blanket or sleeping bag: Blanket
Shower or bath: Bath
Body wash or soap: Soap
Purfume or Body spray: Body spray
Wal-mart or target: Target, but only because I hate Wal Mart.
American Eagle or Abercrombie: Both should die.
Hamburgers or hotdogs: Neither
Pop tart or toaster strudels: Pop Tarts
Chicken or turkey: Chicken.
MTV or VH1: I like Much Music, actually.
Shorts or pants: I never, ever wear shorts.
Tank tops or t-shirts: T Shirts
Rich and dumb or Poor and smart: Poor and smart
Markers or colored pencils: Colored pencils
Boxers or briefs: Actually, boxer breifs. Best of both world, bichets.
Nike or Adidas: Adidas, only because it's a cooler name.
Innie or outie: Um... *checks* Innie.
Hot tub or sauna: Hot tub
Land or water: Land
Sneeze or cough: Sneeze
Skittles or M&M's: Skittles
Truth or dare: Dare
East or west: East
North or south: North
Letterman or leno: Conan O'Brein
SNL or mad tv: SNL
Drummers or guitar players: Guitar players.
*~*~Which way would you spell it~*~*
Megan or Meghan: Meghan
Lacey or Lacy: Lacey
Steven or Stephen: Stephen
Kurt or Curt: Kurt
Mark or Marc: Mark
Brandi or Brandy: Brandi
Eric or Erik: Eric
Corrine or Carine: Carine
Kari or Carrie: Carrie
Jackie or Jackqui: Jackqui
Deseray or Desirae: Deseree
Ashley or Ashleigh: Ashleigh
Their or there: There
Two, too, or to: Too
Here or hear: Hear
*~*~Love life~*~*
Do you have a crush: Yes
Whats his or her name: Hannah
How old are they: 13 or 14, I think.
How long have you liked him or her: About a half a year.
If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: See above
If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: See above, again.
What is the biggest turn off: Being a snob.
What is the biggest turn on: Intelligence and a nice personality.
Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: I could never dump someone, so I guess the dumpee.
Do you think there is a person for everyone: I'm beginning to doubt it.
If yes, do you know who yours is: Probably not, knowing my luck
Where is the best place to be kissed: Lips and face.
Where is the most romantic place to take a date: I don't know, I know shit all about romance.
Do you believe in love at first sight: Sometimes
Have you ever been in love: Yes
What do you think love is: Finding someone willing to put up with you, and you're willing to put up with them.
Do you have a b/f or g/f: Ehh, sort of.
Do you want one: Yes
How long have you been together: A few weeks, sort of, again.
What do you like about your crush or b/f, g/f: Just about everything.
When was your first kiss: A few years ago.
*~*~Past~*~*
First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Finchem
Last word you said: Cunt, most likely.
Last song you sang: Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole
Last meal you ate: A shake and some fries.
Favorite childhood cartoon: Rocko's Modern Life
What did you hate most about skool: Poor spelling.
Last person you flipped off: George
Last song stuck in your head: Elvis Costello - No Action
What line/verse: "I don't wanna kiss you, I don't wanna touch/I don't wanna see you, 'cause I don't miss you that much"
Last time you were burned: You mean literally? Yesterday at noon, when I was cooking.
How: On a pot.
Last time you bled: This morning, when a blood blister popped on the roof of my mouth. Very unpleasant.
Favorite game show as a child: Rock N' Roll Jeopardy
*~*~Present~*~*
What's in your CD player: Nirvana - In Utero
What color sox are you wearing: No socks
What's under your bed: Magazines and old yearbooks
What's the weather like: Warm
What is on your wall: Pictures, posters, flyers.
What time did you wake up today: 5. I hate my brother.
Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: It was five in the morning, I don't think anything that early.
*~*~Future~*~*
Who do you want to marry: I don't know.
Are you going to college: Yes
If so, how long do you want to go: Six years
Where do you want to go: K-State, or Florida State.
What is your career going to be: English literature professor/author
Where are you going to live: Here, or Florida.
How many kids do you want: I dunno, two sounds about right.
Kids names girls: I've always liked Sunday.
Kids names boys: I heard someone was going to name their son Agreement. I love that name, so, yeah, Agreement.
Where do you want your honeymoon: Austrailia. Specifically, the Great Barrier Reef.
What kind of car will you have: I don't know
What kind of house will you have: Um, one with rooms.
*~*~Have you ever~*~*
Smoked: No
Been Drunk: No
Been high: No
Done drugs: No
Skinny dipped: Yes
Partied until the sun came up: Not partied, but I did run around the block all night.
Stole: Nothing big
Stayed up all night on the internet: Yes, several times
Met someone off the internet (in person): Um, no
Cried over a guy/girl: Yes
Been in a fist fight: No
Been in a cat fight: No
Wanted to kill someone: All the time
Fell off a chair: Yes
Kissed the same sex: Besides my dad, no.
Had feelings for the same sex: Nope. Sorry to dissapoint you.
Lap danced: No
*~*~Other~*~*
Do you belive in the horoscopes: No
Do you like your handwriting: It's okay
If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: Elvis Costello, because he is "teh r0xx0r", so to speak.
What superhero would you be: La Parka!
Do you have any piercings: No
Any tattoos: No
If so where: NO
If not, where and what do you want: My name backwards across my forehead.
Are you picky: About some things, yes
What makes you cry: Women
What makes you mad: Too many things
What do you think of Eminem: Loudmouthed idiot.
Who do you admire: JD Salinger. He owns.
Do you like cartoons: Of course, who doesn't?
Do you believe in heaven: I dunno, I guess.
Do you believe in God: Possibly.
Do you think there is a hell: Maybe. Enough with the damn religion questions, you get the point already.
Do you believe in the devil: Urgh, maybe.
What is the one place you have to visit before you die: The Great Barrier Reef
What did you do today: Went to pick up my brother, came home, ate, listened to music.
Where do you work: Nowhere, currently.
Do you even have a job you lazy bum: No
Are your 'rents lame: Sometimes
Do you own a miniskirt: No
Do you floss: No
What is the farthest your have traveled: Florida. I suck, I know.
What kind of shampoo do you use: Head And Shoulders. YES, I HAVE DANDRUFF, FUCK YOU.
What about conditioner: None, usually.
Do you use big words to sound smart: All the time, all the time.
When you get mad, do you swear a lot: I swear a lot even when I'm not mad.
Got milk: Oh yes.
Do you have a magic 8 ball: Reply hazy, please ask again. BWAHAHAHAHA I am so funny. No, actually, I don't.
Name something that comes in threes: Pigs?
Ever worn black nail polish: Yes
Do you have hairy arms: Sort of
How many sheets are on your bed: One
Whats under your bed: Didn't you already ask this? I think so.
Do you have your own tv and vcr: Yes, but they barely work and I never use them.
Do you believe in fate: Not really, no.
Do you see dead people: All the time
Are you a good speller: Yes
What is your lucky charm: HIPPO
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: I drive on the sidewalk.
Do you like little kids: No
Are you talented: Not really
If so, how: I'm not, I said.
Ever hugged a tree: Yes, but I got all sappy.
Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: No
Do you ever steal anything from hotels: No
Ever seen a ghost: No
How about an alien: No
Do you beleive in either of them: Aleins, yes, Ghosts, no
~*~Ending~*~
Did you waste any time doing this: About forty minutes.
Did you like this survey: No, it sucked
Were you bored: Yes
Did you skip any questions: No, I swear.
If so, fix them!: Suck my ass.
What time is it: 12:51. Damn you.
Say something nice about the person who sent this to you: Laura is a top notch person.