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Sep 05, 2008 15:44

Dear Diary,

Nothing seems to be going right today (see icon). To be sure, I would actually quite enjoy having a hot cup of coffee thrown in my face; caffeine soaks through the skin and I haven't slept more than two hours since last night. But there is no coffee to be thrown in my face, and there is no sexy angsty Godot to throw it.

What else has gone wrong. I am hungry and thirsty, and my body will not stop telling me that I am hungry and thirsty no matter how much I eat and drink because I am exhausted and it's Too Late. If I have to walk to Lime's today I think I shall collapse and DIE.

Is there anything more...? Oh, yes. Yes there is. My phone is gone. Not just 'I dropped it around the house' kind of lost, but 'I dropped it around not just the town, but one of two towns, and I don't know which' kind. I don't actually know anyone's number--my own cell, my parents', and that's it--so I can't call anyone on the home phone and the place my phone is most likely to be doesn't have a phone (even though their number is listed on the internet). And no one's picking up my phone even though it ought to be making a racket in the middle of a theatre. Goddamn vibrate mode.

On the plus side, my boy is wonderful and he is making the wonderful soup which doesn't have any caffiene but does have copious amounts of delicious. imma go sleep in the yard until papa gets home from work so I can make him take me places and find my phone and hopefully it isn't lost forever.

rant, real life, random

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