Shirokuro UN JASH 2013.12.25 - Arashi Mention Part

Dec 27, 2013 12:20

I watched this last night and this was requested by sop2190 because she asked me if I can translate this a few days ago. This is such a good story, so I want to share it with everyone *you probably knew about this already, though*  I want to sub this, but Idk.. I have an exam this weekend, so maybe next week  ^^a

Note: This show hosted by UN JASH duo, Ken Watabe and Kazuya Kojima, titled "Shirokuro Anjasshu" or "Black & White UN JASH", a variety show that being broadcast since October 7, 2004 on Chiba TV broadcasting every Tuesday 23:00 - 23:30. (by wikipedia)

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[Spoiler~]

Watabe: Let's follow Arashi's Example!
Watabe: Ah, this is me.
Kojima: That 'Arashi'?
Watabe: This one is really, if you look at Arashi..
Watabe: We are really a bad group ever, you know!
Watabe: I also was fully aware that we are the worst.
Watabe: In doing things.
Kojima: Our group?
Watabe: Yes.
Watabe: Working as group, UN JASH.
Watabe: First of all..
Watabe: First, basically...
Watabe: No ONE says complaints.
Watabe: All five of them. (I mean) complaint about works.
Watabe: You see...
Watabe: In Arashi ni Shiyagare program, that 'Kudoi Mise' where everyone goes on the location of weird shop..
Watabe: That's at midnight. Started at 1:00.
Watabe: And yet, throughout the broadcast.. Because they're taking 2 or 3 of Arashi ni Shiyagare's broadcastings, they do the filming with all their might.
Watabe: From there, they go on locations filming.
Kojima: They must be tired, right?
Watabe: It ends at 3.00 am, midnight.
Watabe: No one says complaint.
Watabe: If it's us, you know, we'll ABSOLUTELY complain, won't we?
Kojima: Of course, we will, right?
Watabe: Such things as "I can't eat food at this time"..
Kojima: Err, will we say such thing?
Watabe: ...or "Stop bullshitting me!"
Kojima: Well, it might lead us to say grumble, right?
Watabe: I'll complain about it to the office...
Watabe: Speaking more, it would make an ill humour attitude on the scene.
Watabe: And after that, that I most fully aware, you know..
Watabe: The virtue of the members' relationship.
Kojima: Ah, people say that, right?
Watabe: Well, it's overwhelming, you know.
Kojima: Yes, it is.
Watabe: Then, this person... We are...
Watabe: If there's a bad relationship.. well, I won't say which one, though.. in a group of people..
Watabe: When you worked, you would feel anxious about it, right? Because no one is speaking.
Watabe: But Arashi, they're just "kyakyakya" like that.
Kojima: They're doing it, right?
Watabe: That's why, we also easy to talk, don't we?
Watabe: On the contrary, we're, however, giving the worst impression on our surroundings.
Kojima: I see.
Watabe: Because really..
Watabe: Such things as when they go home..
Watabe: When they will go back home from such location or something like that...
Watabe: They bid farewell "Bye bye!", "See ya!". The members say that.
Kojima: That's amazing, right?
Watabe: It's UNIMAGINABLE, right?
Watabe: If we do it, something like "See ya later, Koji!"
Kojima: That Koji.. that Koji is strange, though.
Watabe: Well, it's the truth. They say things like, "Bye, Sho-chan!" or "See you then, Nino!".
Watabe: They say it nimbly, when they return home.
Watabe: Well, this, you might think that this is an obvious thing after all...
Watabe: But, the highly unlikely in the group for decades was to become a couple [it can also be translated as to be married to someone]
Watabe: It's very improbable!
Watabe: Don't you agree?
Kojima: Well.. it's unthinkable at all, right?
Watabe: After that, if I say it ultimately...
Watabe: The next day, after that Arashi ni Shiyagare's location..
Watabe: I was substantially to the location of Aiba Manabu.
Watabe: Then, this as it were Aiba-chan...
Watabe: Set at about 7 am, he has to go to a potato field's filming location or something like that until 3 am in the morning.
Watabe: See? This is also amazing.
Watabe: Still, of course, he returned home like "See you tomorrow!" refreshingly.
Watabe: Then although he comes early in the morning, he says "Ah, good morning!".
Watabe: That's why there are times when Aiba-chan is not in Arashi ni Shiyagare. [I believe he meant for "Kudoi Mise" corner]
Watabe: For example, there are times Sakurai or Ninomiya in it, right? They "Watabe-san, what is (your schedule) tomorrow?"
Watabe: I said things like "I go filming Aiba Manabu".
Watabe: "Ah, it's hard, isn't it?" They said. Then..,
Watabe: Well, they have an exclusive car, right?
Watabe: Then, when I changed clothes in (filming) location car normally...
Watabe: After trading once "Bye bye!", "Thanks for your good work!"..
Watabe: Sakurai-kun came knocking on my location car..
Watabe: "For tomorrow's Aiba Manabu, please treat him well", He said. *sakuraiba XD
Watabe: When he returned home.
Watabe: Shortly, I'd become numb/mesmerized!
Watabe: ,I think my eyes probably had become heart♥marks at that time, perhaps.
Watabe: I was like "EEHHH?!"
Watabe: They don't have any connections, right?
Watabe: They're just in the same group, you know!
Watabe: Do you have any things you said with that equivalent about me?
Watabe: Things like "Please support Watabe."
Kojima: That, I do things like that.
Watabe: Do you?

[Then they're talking more about their group in this things regarding works.]

Watabe: Anyway, what were we talking about just now?
Watabe: In the case of Arashi, they don't have to absolutely greeting to those who have worked with the 5 of them.
Watabe: Regarding the members or not, it's a way of thinking where they don't have to greet people who has taken care of them. >> edited, I think it's more accurate than the previous one ^^a
Watabe: I thought that we hadn't had need to do this thoroughly. In UN JASH.
Watabe: What an unpleasant group it is then!
Kojima: That is right.
Watabe: That's why I think they are impressive.

[Then they keep talking about their group again *if I'm not mistaken.. I forget, sorry XD]


Anywho, I hope you like it and I'm sorry for any mistakes or errors you may find m(_ _)m

and~ Arashi wo minaraou~! (^o^)/

translation, Arashi is ♥ ♥ ..HapPiNeSs..♥ ♥, tv show, snippets

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