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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I helped tromatized hide a body (173 points). In May I set devianttouch's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April parsnip_pixie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fuzzyinthehead (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5217 points). For Christmas I deserve an elder sign branded upon my forehead!
Sincerely,
Lantry