Hello my baby, hello my honey...
anonymous
April 11 2011, 07:56:54 UTC
Sweetie dahling, I am still here in Seattle and will be here for just a few more days. As you can see by the following video link, I have been up to NO good:
I got into Liz's horrible cheap red lipstick, made myself look like I only have one chromosome/am borderline retarded (complete with purple wig, feather boa, Dame Edna glasses, a turban and tiara) as we called our best friend at work as I attempted to 'file a complaint' (she's in management) Originally, it was supposed to go down that I was going to call (as a woman, now keep in mind that at one point in my life I was a telephone sex operator AS A WOMAN so going into a semi female voice on automatic when needed comes as a second nature to me) and complain that I was sexually assaulted in the bra department of her store by one of the people working there, and that I haven't been able to sleep at night because, they never asked me out on a date. As you can see, I couldn't complete the call.
Remember what I said about my evil cackle? Well, you can hear it and see it and to think...you want me to come and visit you! 35 years old going on 16...I'd come home in a coffin in a knit body bag that you made for me because you would have impaled me with your knitting needles like some cheap back alley abortion.
Oh well. Thinking of you and sending you oodles of hugs. xoxoxoxo Christopher and Lily
Re: Hello my baby, hello my honey...lantichristoApril 11 2011, 09:48:43 UTC
hahaha oh babe you look insane in the video lol you made me smile with my morning coffee :) Haha you ARE 35 going 16 indeed, but I am probably 12 so we meet in between :p kissesssssssssss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E15B1i-_tUo
I got into Liz's horrible cheap red lipstick, made myself look like I only have one chromosome/am borderline retarded (complete with purple wig, feather boa, Dame Edna glasses, a turban and tiara) as we called our best friend at work as I attempted to 'file a complaint' (she's in management) Originally, it was supposed to go down that I was going to call (as a woman, now keep in mind that at one point in my life I was a telephone sex operator AS A WOMAN so going into a semi female voice on automatic when needed comes as a second nature to me) and complain that I was sexually assaulted in the bra department of her store by one of the people working there, and that I haven't been able to sleep at night because, they never asked me out on a date. As you can see, I couldn't complete the call.
Remember what I said about my evil cackle? Well, you can hear it and see it and to think...you want me to come and visit you! 35 years old going on 16...I'd come home in a coffin in a knit body bag that you made for me because you would have impaled me with your knitting needles like some cheap back alley abortion.
Oh well. Thinking of you and sending you oodles of hugs. xoxoxoxo Christopher and Lily
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