Jul 15, 2010 08:00
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a
book, and noticed he hadhis collar on backwards.
Thelittle Boy askedwhy he wore his collar backwards.The
man, who was a priest,said, "I am a Father."
Thelittle boy replied,"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar likethat."
Thepriest looked up fromhis book and answered,
''I am the Father ofmany."
Theboy said, ''My Dad has4 boys, 4 girls and twograndchildren and hedoesn't wear his collar thatway!"
The priest, gettingimpatient, said. "I am the Father
of hundreds", andwent back to reading his book.
Thelittle boy sat quietlythinking for a while, thenleaned over andsaid, "Maybe you should wear a condom and
putyour pants onbackwards instead of your collar."