totally dude...
-intro-
brb taking a shit 2:02am
and im back 2:09am
today was pretty sweet, i made $205 in tips so i dont have to surrender my pay check to my mom. mostly because i made my paycheck last pay check in one night. [still training for customs and border patrol.]
-laura the new tits-i mean chick...-
laura is the new girl at work. i think she said she was in her mid thirties, and shes actually kinda cute. only thing is this bitch is nuts... shes one of those people that dabble in spirituality and religion. so to say shes a little off center is an understatement. but she has a really nice rack. :3
as for being a bartender, shes not bad, her recipes need a serious update as she only really worked in piss ant bars full of old folks. [ricky jeans in lomita.] me on the other hand, working at ports o call my whole bartender career, know a multitude of drinks so i can cater to anyone's whim. [just about.... sake intrigues, but i dont know any sake recipes...]
today we went into a discussion about Rastafari and douche bags. biggest difference between rastafarian culture and douche bags... real rastas have dreads and come from a poor back ground. douche bags are generally middle class white kids who have no idea what a struggle is, and simply have a bob marley's greatest hits cd and a dime bag they got from tyrone, juan, or dante.
btw if you see a douche bag, have them ask an old timer who comes from south side chicago, or queens new york.
bomb'clot rasta punks...
brb taking a shit 2:02am
and im back 2:09am
today was pretty sweet, i made $205 in tips so i dont have to surrender my pay check to my mom. mostly because i made my paycheck last pay check in one night. [still training for customs and border patrol.]
-laura the new tits-i mean chick...-
laura is the new girl at work. i think she said she was in her mid thirties, and shes actually kinda cute. only thing is this bitch is nuts... shes one of those people that dabble in spirituality and religion. so to say shes a little off center is an understatement. but she has a really nice rack. :3
as for being a bartender, shes not bad, her recipes need a serious update as she only really worked in piss ant bars full of old folks. [ricky jeans in lomita.] me on the other hand, working at ports o call my whole bartender career, know a multitude of drinks so i can cater to anyone's whim. [just about.... sake intrigues, but i dont know any sake recipes...]
today we went into a discussion about Rastafari and douche bags. biggest difference between rastafarian culture and douche bags... real rastas have dreads and come from a poor back ground. douche bags are generally middle class white kids who have no idea what a struggle is, and simply have a bob marley's greatest hits cd and a dime bag they got from tyrone, juan, or dante.
btw if you see a douche bag, have them ask an old timer who comes from south side chicago, or queens new york.
bomb'clot rasta punks...