just a little post i did on myspace bulletin
-intro-
Bulletin: dude seriously?!
----------------------------------------------------------
body:
----------------------------------------------------------
today my spirit was broken just a little more.
but i digress
this bulletin is about the stupidest question you've ever heard in your life.
to help us understand how RETARDED this question is, give us a little background on why this indeed was the stupidest question you've ever heard in your life.
today at work, i was working a banquet, the food was a catered buffet type of thing. Most people were able to figure it out, its not that hard. you see a table full of plates, and further along the table theres food. easy right? wrong...
a guy comes up to me and asks, "wheres the food?" i stop what i'm doing, and ask him to repeat himself. so again, "where the food at?" i look over at my partner nadine who is laughing pretty hard, and i look back and tell him "its right there bro." and point at the buffet line thats not even 5 feet from where i'm standing, which has people getting their dinner. he takes two steps, gets lost and comes back... HE STILL CANT FIGURE THIS SHIT THE FUCK OUT!!! so after re-assuring him that he was indeed re-ta-ta-ta-ta-tar-ded (literally,) he finally gets his food and comes back to ask me where the forks and shit are, i told him they were at his table, and he asks me where his table was...
from here on out, i got the usual "i got 2 dollars, give me the most expensive shit you got." horse shit.
so any one else got a story? :D
btw, monday, desert room, 'bout 8-8:30ish anyone?
Bulletin: dude seriously?!
----------------------------------------------------------
body:
----------------------------------------------------------
today my spirit was broken just a little more.
but i digress
this bulletin is about the stupidest question you've ever heard in your life.
to help us understand how RETARDED this question is, give us a little background on why this indeed was the stupidest question you've ever heard in your life.
today at work, i was working a banquet, the food was a catered buffet type of thing. Most people were able to figure it out, its not that hard. you see a table full of plates, and further along the table theres food. easy right? wrong...
a guy comes up to me and asks, "wheres the food?" i stop what i'm doing, and ask him to repeat himself. so again, "where the food at?" i look over at my partner nadine who is laughing pretty hard, and i look back and tell him "its right there bro." and point at the buffet line thats not even 5 feet from where i'm standing, which has people getting their dinner. he takes two steps, gets lost and comes back... HE STILL CANT FIGURE THIS SHIT THE FUCK OUT!!! so after re-assuring him that he was indeed re-ta-ta-ta-ta-tar-ded (literally,) he finally gets his food and comes back to ask me where the forks and shit are, i told him they were at his table, and he asks me where his table was...
from here on out, i got the usual "i got 2 dollars, give me the most expensive shit you got." horse shit.
so any one else got a story? :D
btw, monday, desert room, 'bout 8-8:30ish anyone?