that's right, kiddies!
Tumblr is the Express Elevator to Hell!
Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.
That's right, that's right! All the Ebil Homosexshuls are over on Tumblr waiting for your children. Want some candy, little boy?
Reason compels me to observe, however, that some Righteous Christian Heterosexual Soul would have to spend a LOT of time on Tumblr to be so well-informed about its Eternal Perfidy. Just saying.
I also recommend their Evil Cat section. *g*
Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.
That's right, that's right! All the Ebil Homosexshuls are over on Tumblr waiting for your children. Want some candy, little boy?
Reason compels me to observe, however, that some Righteous Christian Heterosexual Soul would have to spend a LOT of time on Tumblr to be so well-informed about its Eternal Perfidy. Just saying.
I also recommend their Evil Cat section. *g*