posted for posterity
Because the minute I saw that idiot Trump stack his slices and pick up a fork, I knew all of New York would be howling, and nobody howls better than Jon Stewart. During my time in that town I learned, among other things, that these are the Three Great Pizza Sins of New York: 1)eating Times Square Pizza, 2)stacking your slices and 3)(gawd did he really? really?) eating pizza with utensils. Maron! Trump has now been relegated to that realm of scorn formerly reserved for scraper-gapers and people who stand still on subway station escalators. Free schadenfreude for everybody. ;)