the return of Rick "Man-on-Dog" Santorum
The World According to Rick:
1. The American left hates "Christendom."
2. The American left has corrupted the history of the Crusades.
3. The Crusades did not constitute aggression against Islam.
4. Invading Middle Eastern countries promotes core American values.
5. "All men are created equal" is an American value because it is a Christian value.
6. #5 constitutes our "national religion."
Please list all the ways Man-on-Dog has failed. I'll give you, oh, a year or so. This'll definitely take a while.
1. The American left hates "Christendom."
2. The American left has corrupted the history of the Crusades.
3. The Crusades did not constitute aggression against Islam.
4. Invading Middle Eastern countries promotes core American values.
5. "All men are created equal" is an American value because it is a Christian value.
6. #5 constitutes our "national religion."
Please list all the ways Man-on-Dog has failed. I'll give you, oh, a year or so. This'll definitely take a while.