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[lankykong]

SeanEqualsStu d: dude im buying a slave for our room!
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: really???
SeanEqualsStu d: yes! im searching on ebay
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: black/mexican/filipino
SeanEqualsStu d: i dunno. i mean we might have to take whatever we can get
SeanEqualsStu d: would we let em sleep on the futon or like buy em a crate?
SeanEqualsStu d: are slaves housetrained?
SeanEqualsStu d: gah theres so many questions to be asked
SeanEqualsStu d: everyones gonna be like 'oh we're so cool with our christmas lights in our dorm' and we can be like 'yea, well we got a slave'
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: haha
SeanEqualsStu d: would a slave be under "acessories" "home and garden" or "everything else"
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: ummmm
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: i think everything else
SeanEqualsStu d: hmmm, yea youre right.
SeanEqualsStu d: what was that other name for slaves?
SeanEqualsStu d: like the nicer version?
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: personal assistants
SeanEqualsStu d: nah that's too nice.
HOWxTOxDIsApPEAR: maids
SeanEqualsStu d: nah that's too french.
SeanEqualsStu d: SERFS!