An open letter to God
Hey dude, how's it going? Still trying to get that message out, eh? Good luck with that.
Well I've been doing alright myself. Nothing too extraordinary but no tragedies either. You know, I can't really complain, but I will anyways! Haha! Well actually, there's this one thing that was bothering me earlier today... I got a bunch of pimples on my face and I'm not sure where they came from. Actually, you know what? Let's cut the politeness. What the fuck, man? I'll be 20 years old next month and you're giving me pimples today? Is this your idea of an April Fool's joke? Well it's annoying and not funny! Can't you just let me have one thing about my appearance that I like? What if I had a hot date tonight? You would totally ruin my shit! And speaking of hypothetical dates, how about letting me have some action?
You know, I wasn't gonna say anything but you've been a pretty big dick to me lately. What have I done to you? I mean, just because I'm selfish, arrogant, conceited, lazy, borderline misanthropic, spiteful, don't believe in you, elitist, a hypocrit, indecisive, pretentious, vengeful and rude, does that really give you the right to be such a prick? I don't go around slandering you and I keep my thoughts about your followers to myself most of the time, so stop giving me shit, you fucking bully.
Love,
Kirill
PS. Thanks for making my hair look presentable today.
Well I've been doing alright myself. Nothing too extraordinary but no tragedies either. You know, I can't really complain, but I will anyways! Haha! Well actually, there's this one thing that was bothering me earlier today... I got a bunch of pimples on my face and I'm not sure where they came from. Actually, you know what? Let's cut the politeness. What the fuck, man? I'll be 20 years old next month and you're giving me pimples today? Is this your idea of an April Fool's joke? Well it's annoying and not funny! Can't you just let me have one thing about my appearance that I like? What if I had a hot date tonight? You would totally ruin my shit! And speaking of hypothetical dates, how about letting me have some action?
You know, I wasn't gonna say anything but you've been a pretty big dick to me lately. What have I done to you? I mean, just because I'm selfish, arrogant, conceited, lazy, borderline misanthropic, spiteful, don't believe in you, elitist, a hypocrit, indecisive, pretentious, vengeful and rude, does that really give you the right to be such a prick? I don't go around slandering you and I keep my thoughts about your followers to myself most of the time, so stop giving me shit, you fucking bully.
Love,
Kirill
PS. Thanks for making my hair look presentable today.