There is a shortage of sexy ladies in my midst

Jan 14, 2006 22:35

So I call out to all the sexy ladies that are reading this to apply.

Requirements:
1. You must be sexy (and a lady).
2. You must be "cool" by some definition. Made up or personal definitions will most likely be accepted.
3. You must be close enough geographically for me to at least occassionally meet me in person. I don't need online friends (exceptions might be made for VERY sexy ladies who are VERY cool).

I would prefer a romantic connection. We can just be friends but I can't promise I won't repeatedly try to imagine you naked and stare at your ass every chance I get.

This would totally work if I was an online celebrity.
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