My brother's logic
So yeah, my brother is a total moron. Here's his line of thought:
I'm a homosexual (which he knows I'm not, by the way), therefor I'm gay, therefor I'm a fag, therefor I'm queer.
Now, armed with a dictionary, lets go through this again:
Homosexual = happy = pile of twigs = weird.
Well, I assume homosexual people are happy (or at least content) with their sexuality, and I have to agree that if you're a pile of twigs and you're sentient enough to be reeding this, then yes, you're weird. But after that, I can't seem to follow his logic.
I'm a homosexual (which he knows I'm not, by the way), therefor I'm gay, therefor I'm a fag, therefor I'm queer.
Now, armed with a dictionary, lets go through this again:
Homosexual = happy = pile of twigs = weird.
Well, I assume homosexual people are happy (or at least content) with their sexuality, and I have to agree that if you're a pile of twigs and you're sentient enough to be reeding this, then yes, you're weird. But after that, I can't seem to follow his logic.