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[quidbroquo]

[ Look everybody, it's your favorite rooftop ninja, broadcasting live from the living room of his apartment!

Bro is sitting on his couch, surrounded by his usual pile of smuppets, reclining like he's the king of fucking puppet ass and puppet dick noses... Which, obviously, he is. In his lap is a plain metal pail, which is completely empty. ]'Sup

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[justits]

[ ... ]

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[justits]

[ What the hell does he think he is doing with that pai-- ]

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[justits]

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[justits]

[ ... oh. ]

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[turntechgethead]

bros growing up
i am so proud
following the best influences in life clearly

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[quidbroquo]

Wait, wait. If I'm followin' you and you're followin' me, wouldn't that make this some sorta influence-followin' double reacharound bullshit?

... No homo, bro.

voice

[turntechgethead]

Dude, Bro.

Remember the golden rule:

It's only gay if balls touch.

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[quidbroquo]

Oh, yeah. In that case, then, keep reachin', little man. You keep reachin' around and I'll do the same.

It'll be a double rainbow of fuckin' influence and mad brotherly feelings.

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[8ethe8itch]

[ HER FACE IS STRICKEN WITH ALL OF THE HORROR. ALL OF IT. ]

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[8ethe8itch]

What the h8ll do you th8nk you're d8ing with th8se 8uck8ts!?
Put them away right now!!!!!!!!
This is so indec8nt! Show some dec8rum!

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[quidbroquo]

The hell's it look like, chica? [ He picks up the pail and tilts it onto the front of his white polo, allowing some of the liquid to spill onto his chest. ]

Are y'turned on yet?

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[8ethe8itch]

[ Yeah, nope, no video for him!! Her face is flushing such a dark shade of blue right now, no 2x Facepalm Combo can properly hide her shame.

Oh my gog, what is he doing. STOP THAT, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! ]

Noooooooo, of course not!!!!!!!! >::::O
I can't 8elieve you would post something this pornographic for everyone to see!
And stop pouring it everywhere!

[ And yet, she can't look away. ]

[video]

[myownpath]

[He is so confused, Allen doesn't even--]

[Was there a-reason for this?] Ah-

Thank you?

[Why does he somehow feel dirty. Again.]

[video]

[quidbroquo]

You're welcome. Live long an' prosper, buddy.

[video]

[myownpath]

[What.]

Ah... You too. [?]

[People can be very... peculiar.]

[video]

[quidbroquo]

Thanks.

How ya been?! [ He says this while nonchalantly swirling the contents of the bucket with his finger, the music still playing in the background. ]

[motor_driven]

....alright, I was going to ask if you're crazy, but then I saw these messages from girls freaking out at you, and I'm left wondering who's the real crazy here.

[quidbroquo]

Man, alien chicks love this shit.

[motor_driven]

...you're picking up alien girls by pouring paint in a bucket and acting like it's porn?

[quidbroquo]

S'worked so far. Y'should give it a go sometime.