How to Torture a Selfish Jerk
Title: Cursed part 1
Fandom: Crossfire Trail
Pairings: Beau Dorn/Bruce Barkow
Warnings: Slash, strong language, m/m, sex, ( a little bit of Mpreg)
Ratings: R
Summary: Beau dorn believes he's cursed due to all the bad things that are happening to him. hehe *evil laugh*
It all started early in the morning. Beau went to get out of bed and Hit his head hard on the ceiling. " God Damn It!" he shouted. the rest of barkow's evil henchmen were awaken. " what the hells wrong with you, we're tryin to sleep here." " Shut your damn mouth Taggart, I'll blow that smart mouth right off your face!"
The other men shut up and went back to sleep......
After that, while he was outside at the corral his horse got spooked and kicked him right in the nuts. he fell over, onto the ground cursing at the top of his lungs, unaware of all the people who were starting to stare.
Barkow came outside and found him lying on the ground. " what the hell happened to you?" he asked laughing at him. beau moaned in pain. " sh..shut up you bastard." He pulled himself up off the ground, and hobbled away.
On his way back to the saloon he tripped and fell face first into a cowpie. Snake and the taggart boys saw, and started laughing at him. " Hey Beau bet that tasted good." Snake mocked him. Beau got back up and wiped the cow shit off his face. " Damn you all to hell!" he shouted and went back to the bunkhouse.
They all continued laughing at him. he went to sit down on the edge of his bunk and sat on his hunting knife, wich ended up stabbing him in the groin. " OWWW! GOD DAMN IT!" he jumped up off his bed rubbing his cock. " what the hell is wrong with me!"
After he had to hold ice on his groin for almost an hour he had to go out and spy on some guy for Barkow.
But after awhile he got tired and decided to lay down for awhile. only when he laid down he laid on a patch of cactus plants, he bit his lip and went cross eyed, feeling the cactus needles peircing his back. he tried not to shout, in fear of blowing his cover but after being silent for about a minute he gave in and screamed.
The man he'd been watching took off running like a frightened little girl. That night beau had to spend two whole hours getting cactus needles ripped out of his back by Barkow....
The next day was just as bad. When was woken up to early because someone had put a rattlesnake in his bed and it had bitten him. and after getting the poison sucked out of his arm he was thrown from his horse in the middle of the street. He got back up, and stumbled to the door of the saloon.
" Snake! is that you!?" Snake looked away quickly. " you know that guy?" another man asked him. " uh...no..no never seen him before in my life." " Snake" beau fell over infront of him. Snake laughed quietly, obviously embaressed. " what the hell do you want from me?" " I think i got a concussion." he said sounding drunk.
" So what?" " Get me a damn drink!" he demanded. " how the hell is that gonna help?" " I don't know" he said falling unconcious. Snake shook him once than walked away. " not my killer, not my problem." he said as he left the saloon....
When he woke up, it was morning and he had to go spy on the same guy again. But on his way to the corral he stepped in a gopher hole and sprained his ankle. "OWW! god damn it all to hell!" he shouted in pain. he struggled to walk back inside and had barkow tend to his ankle, then left again.
While he was spying on the guy he lit up a cigarette, but he didn't notice the puddle of oil below him. all of the sudden the ground broke beneath him and he fell into the oil. the fire at the end of his cigarette combined with the oil didn't turn out well for him. And he came home all burnt, the top of his hat still on fire.
"What the hell happened to you." " I don't wanna talk about it,...just get me some ice." Barkow shook his head and chuckled.....
that night they all went to the saloon and beau got a little to drunk, and by drunk I mean completely wasted. He was so drunk he started talking to an empty chair next to him.
Snake and the taggart boys just starred at him. " Uh, mabe we should take him home." Mike suggested. " no, I wanna stay." beau said, toppling over and onto the floor. " Well, we tried, I'm gonna go get laid." Mike got up and went to find Millie, the saloon girl. Beau got up off the ground and stubled to the back room.
" Where does he think he's goin?" " I don't know, and I really don't think I wanna find out." " yeah, me neither." Luke and Snake continued to drink there whiskey. Everything was goin pretty normally so far.....that is until Beau came back, still drunk as hell and dressed like a saloon girl.
" Oh Good lord help us." Snake mouthed. Luke and Mike just starred in disbelief. Thats when Barkow walked in. " what the hell?" he shouted. " Don't ask." Beau danced around the bar, drunker than he'd ever been before, trying to tempt all the men to sleep with him.
Mike, Snake and Luke, couldn't believe what they were seeing. Snake scratched his his head. " Okay this is getting wierd," " yeah." " should we...leave?" " sounds good to me." The three of them walked out of the saloon, all of them believing that they had just had to much to drink.
Beau continued to impersonate a saloon hore for another hour and a half before he had passed out......
When he woke up, he had a huge hangover and could barley open his eyes. He cracked one eye open and relized he wasn't in his bunk, he was in barkow's bed. It was only then he relized that he was completely naked.
" What in the.." he reached over, feeling somthing touching his ass, and relized it was Barkow's arm. and it was only then that he realized..... he had slept with Barkow.
( part 2 coming soon ^^ lol)
Fandom: Crossfire Trail
Pairings: Beau Dorn/Bruce Barkow
Warnings: Slash, strong language, m/m, sex, ( a little bit of Mpreg)
Ratings: R
Summary: Beau dorn believes he's cursed due to all the bad things that are happening to him. hehe *evil laugh*
It all started early in the morning. Beau went to get out of bed and Hit his head hard on the ceiling. " God Damn It!" he shouted. the rest of barkow's evil henchmen were awaken. " what the hells wrong with you, we're tryin to sleep here." " Shut your damn mouth Taggart, I'll blow that smart mouth right off your face!"
The other men shut up and went back to sleep......
After that, while he was outside at the corral his horse got spooked and kicked him right in the nuts. he fell over, onto the ground cursing at the top of his lungs, unaware of all the people who were starting to stare.
Barkow came outside and found him lying on the ground. " what the hell happened to you?" he asked laughing at him. beau moaned in pain. " sh..shut up you bastard." He pulled himself up off the ground, and hobbled away.
On his way back to the saloon he tripped and fell face first into a cowpie. Snake and the taggart boys saw, and started laughing at him. " Hey Beau bet that tasted good." Snake mocked him. Beau got back up and wiped the cow shit off his face. " Damn you all to hell!" he shouted and went back to the bunkhouse.
They all continued laughing at him. he went to sit down on the edge of his bunk and sat on his hunting knife, wich ended up stabbing him in the groin. " OWWW! GOD DAMN IT!" he jumped up off his bed rubbing his cock. " what the hell is wrong with me!"
After he had to hold ice on his groin for almost an hour he had to go out and spy on some guy for Barkow.
But after awhile he got tired and decided to lay down for awhile. only when he laid down he laid on a patch of cactus plants, he bit his lip and went cross eyed, feeling the cactus needles peircing his back. he tried not to shout, in fear of blowing his cover but after being silent for about a minute he gave in and screamed.
The man he'd been watching took off running like a frightened little girl. That night beau had to spend two whole hours getting cactus needles ripped out of his back by Barkow....
The next day was just as bad. When was woken up to early because someone had put a rattlesnake in his bed and it had bitten him. and after getting the poison sucked out of his arm he was thrown from his horse in the middle of the street. He got back up, and stumbled to the door of the saloon.
" Snake! is that you!?" Snake looked away quickly. " you know that guy?" another man asked him. " uh...no..no never seen him before in my life." " Snake" beau fell over infront of him. Snake laughed quietly, obviously embaressed. " what the hell do you want from me?" " I think i got a concussion." he said sounding drunk.
" So what?" " Get me a damn drink!" he demanded. " how the hell is that gonna help?" " I don't know" he said falling unconcious. Snake shook him once than walked away. " not my killer, not my problem." he said as he left the saloon....
When he woke up, it was morning and he had to go spy on the same guy again. But on his way to the corral he stepped in a gopher hole and sprained his ankle. "OWW! god damn it all to hell!" he shouted in pain. he struggled to walk back inside and had barkow tend to his ankle, then left again.
While he was spying on the guy he lit up a cigarette, but he didn't notice the puddle of oil below him. all of the sudden the ground broke beneath him and he fell into the oil. the fire at the end of his cigarette combined with the oil didn't turn out well for him. And he came home all burnt, the top of his hat still on fire.
"What the hell happened to you." " I don't wanna talk about it,...just get me some ice." Barkow shook his head and chuckled.....
that night they all went to the saloon and beau got a little to drunk, and by drunk I mean completely wasted. He was so drunk he started talking to an empty chair next to him.
Snake and the taggart boys just starred at him. " Uh, mabe we should take him home." Mike suggested. " no, I wanna stay." beau said, toppling over and onto the floor. " Well, we tried, I'm gonna go get laid." Mike got up and went to find Millie, the saloon girl. Beau got up off the ground and stubled to the back room.
" Where does he think he's goin?" " I don't know, and I really don't think I wanna find out." " yeah, me neither." Luke and Snake continued to drink there whiskey. Everything was goin pretty normally so far.....that is until Beau came back, still drunk as hell and dressed like a saloon girl.
" Oh Good lord help us." Snake mouthed. Luke and Mike just starred in disbelief. Thats when Barkow walked in. " what the hell?" he shouted. " Don't ask." Beau danced around the bar, drunker than he'd ever been before, trying to tempt all the men to sleep with him.
Mike, Snake and Luke, couldn't believe what they were seeing. Snake scratched his his head. " Okay this is getting wierd," " yeah." " should we...leave?" " sounds good to me." The three of them walked out of the saloon, all of them believing that they had just had to much to drink.
Beau continued to impersonate a saloon hore for another hour and a half before he had passed out......
When he woke up, he had a huge hangover and could barley open his eyes. He cracked one eye open and relized he wasn't in his bunk, he was in barkow's bed. It was only then he relized that he was completely naked.
" What in the.." he reached over, feeling somthing touching his ass, and relized it was Barkow's arm. and it was only then that he realized..... he had slept with Barkow.
( part 2 coming soon ^^ lol)