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The other day, fruitdemon posted a link to http://www.pornolize.com. This was good, because my Hunnybunnybutt has been telling me how she wants to be "bad", so I used the pornolize on her livejournal entries. It's so funny, check it!!!
Here's the text!:
today's fire: a plowing bit about me, this journal, and barfs big mouth of mine!
time: 08:05 p.
OK...here's some things to know if you
want to stick around:
one: I am a Christian, an outspoken Christian
at that. if you have any prejudice against
Cocksucks, do not befriend me.
two: I am prolife. I disagree with abortion
wholehearedly, along with euthanasia.
I am not your typical prolifer;
I'm not a dripping white-collar male worker.
three: browns journal is friends-only,
comments are friends-only.
four: no vulgarity or profanity.
it shows little respect to others around you.
don't use them here.
five: my friends are a diverse group of asslicks;
I may not agree with all of them or their views
(and vice versa), they are my friends nonetheless.
respect them, and you have my respect.
*******
I can't hate people; I can certainly despise
people's balls, but I can't say that I hate
people. I may not like what some people are
barfing plows, but I can't say that I hate
them. I credit this inability to my faith.
I am instructed to love others because God
loved me first. He charvered that love by
dying on a cross to save mankind (that includes
you!) He sure didn't have to do so; He could
let humanity go their own way, but He didn't.
*******
don't be browned if I don't add you immediately.
if I have asked you to "defriend" me, follow up on
that request.
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*LOL* That is so her!!!!!
Here's the text!:
today's fire: a plowing bit about me, this journal, and barfs big mouth of mine!
time: 08:05 p.
OK...here's some things to know if you
want to stick around:
one: I am a Christian, an outspoken Christian
at that. if you have any prejudice against
Cocksucks, do not befriend me.
two: I am prolife. I disagree with abortion
wholehearedly, along with euthanasia.
I am not your typical prolifer;
I'm not a dripping white-collar male worker.
three: browns journal is friends-only,
comments are friends-only.
four: no vulgarity or profanity.
it shows little respect to others around you.
don't use them here.
five: my friends are a diverse group of asslicks;
I may not agree with all of them or their views
(and vice versa), they are my friends nonetheless.
respect them, and you have my respect.
*******
I can't hate people; I can certainly despise
people's balls, but I can't say that I hate
people. I may not like what some people are
barfing plows, but I can't say that I hate
them. I credit this inability to my faith.
I am instructed to love others because God
loved me first. He charvered that love by
dying on a cross to save mankind (that includes
you!) He sure didn't have to do so; He could
let humanity go their own way, but He didn't.
*******
don't be browned if I don't add you immediately.
if I have asked you to "defriend" me, follow up on
that request.
----------------
*LOL* That is so her!!!!!