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[lanedianelane]

I should have been suspicious when they offered to let me have the master bedroom last night. It's on the first floor, and much cooler with the sea breeze blowing in, so I didn't object

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[dark_horse_gabe]

dear god! laney, it had to be a botched alien abduction. nothing else could explain it!

[lanedianelane]

Why, Geoffrey, I think you're right! Should I be worried that there could have been probing involved? We all know what aliens do, right?

You, sir, are once again a dead man.

[dark_horse_gabe]

probing? indeed! i think they wait until they get you on the mother ship before the probing starts in. why, did you want some probing? ahahah! *cough*

oh shit. and i only have one life left to lose. um... maybe we could discuss this like civilized, mature adults?

[lanedianelane]

Well, then, thank God they only made it as far as the beach. If and when I care to be probed, you will not be the first to know. ;) Maybe.

How soon your forget, dear Gabe, that you're not immortal, and we'll discuss this when you reach maturity -- should that even happen in this lifetime.

[dark_horse_gabe]

ooh. maybe they did take you on the mother ship and dumped you on the beach when they were done! ahahaha! you got probed. hmm... i wonder if there will be... offspring? ahahahahah! i'm running like hell now.

never happen.

[lanedianelane]

Geoffrey Evans! If there is any offspring, it had better have tentacles and a large, pulsating head. Scratch the head -- it sounds too much like innuendo. Either way, it had better not look like YOU!!!

Good. ;)

[dark_horse_gabe]

ahahah! pulsating head. ah, the visual. but never fear, m'dear, i had a date with a knife years ago. alas, there shall be no more.

c'mere. i have a noogie with your name on it. n'yuck n'yuck n'yuck.

[lanedianelane]

TMI, cowboy, TMI. Is that why you ride sidesaddle now? Hee!

Absolutely not! I'm having a good hair day and I'd like it to remain that way.

[dark_horse_gabe]

sidesaddle!? indeed. that only happened one time. on a dare. and i didn't like it a bit because the bodice of my riding dress was too fucking tight and pulled at my chest hairs. so there. i'm going to huff now. *huffs*

fat chance, muffinbutt. ahahah!

[lanedianelane]

Oh dear God. You in a dress. I've heard the rumors, seen the photos, and I still can't fathom such a thing. You in a huff has absolutely no affect on me, sir. None at all.

I have pepper spray and I'm not afraid to use it.

[dark_horse_gabe]

i look stunning in red sequins. so there. how about if i work up to a snit? my snits are legendary.

pfft. make it a bullet and i might raise an eyebrow.

[lanedianelane]

If you insist on wearing something sparkly, better the dress than your silly banana hammock. Don't even think about modeling it, either! Your snits are nothing more than a tempest in a teacup. ;b

I think I saw a grenade launcher somewhere around here. What will that raise, hm?

[dark_horse_gabe]

you're really no fun at all anymore. alas, the sparkly hammock is too small anyway. just a few X's short. well shit. i don't know what's past a snit. i'll wait until you're all hormonal and take notes. ha!

ahahahhah! hon, um... that's not a grenade launcher. kyle got it as a gag gift. it um... well, it's a male enhancement device. need i tell you what it would raise?

[lanedianelane]

I hate you, you know that, right?

Oh dear God!!! You... You... OH! EW!

[dark_horse_gabe]

hm. i do love how you hate me, peaches. ha!

*wins again*