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[landrie]

The BasicsWhat is your full name:DeLandrea Mone' Knight How old are you:15 What is your date of birth:7/21/88 Are you in school now:no im in my house yes im in school but not at school lol If so, what grade are you in:10th How many sisters do you have:none:( How many brothers do you have:2 Are your parents still together:yes Do you like your parents:yep specially my mama Do you like to go places with your family:ohh my mom and brothers yes Do you have any pets:yes If you do tell us a little about them:a dog named omega and lots of fishies How did you come across this survey:i went to bzoink and was bored and so i was looking for a survey and this title made me laugh hardest What time is it right now:12:23 am About your friendsHow many friends do you have right now: regular friends quite a bit How many good friends do you have:true friends, a handful Do you have a best friend:shirl ashy t sonia Who is your smartest friend:shirl Who is your dumbest friend:none of my friends are dumb Who is that friend that is really smart but acts like a dumbass:hmm sonia can be slow but not like a dumbass Who is your hottest friend:my boyfriend Do you have more guy-friends or girl-friends:ooohhhh equally all my girl-friends are tomboys so we have quite a few guy friends Would you ever fuck one of your friends:not unless it was a guy and we got married About your sex lifeWhen was the last time you had sex:NEVER!!! lol When was the last time you had a good fuck:see above answer Have you ever screwed two different people in the same day:see above If you did were you fucking tired:^ Have you ever spent one whole day screwing:no way Have you ever done it outside:no way Would you like to do it outside:thats dirty literally Have you ever fucked in the back seat of a VW Bug:no Have you ever screwed in a public place:see above Have you ever done two people at the same time:above Have you ever had sex with a member of your own sex:above Would you like to have sex with a member of your own sex:above Are you gay,bi,or straight:straight Would you fuck Alexa Vega:no thats a girl Do you even know who Alexa Vega is:yep She's hott you know!:sure why not :S Are you horny right now:no Would you like to fuck right now:no Are you despreate enough to log onto an online chatroom and have cyber sex:no Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't know:no Have you ever fucked a hooker:no Would you ever pump a hooker:no If not, why not:i have morals Do you like to dress up as star wars characters during sex:no If not, why not:thats stupid and someone might mistake a saber for something else!! sorry im a band-vert Are you horny now:no If you are, how horny are you right now:not at all Would you like to fuck me:no if not, good because I don't want to fuck your ugly ass anyway:ok What is your favorite...thing to do on the weekend:hang out with my friends food:cheese ravioli from the olive garden drink:sprite and starbucks frappes thing to do in a bathroom:bathe thing to do in the shower:sing snack:cream cheese sanwiches animal:white bengal tiger tv channel:mtv website:lj and this one About Online JournalsDo you have an online journal:yep Do you have more then one online journal:noop How many online Journals do you have:one What service do you use (livejournal,myownjournal,melodramatic,ect.):lj Will you post this survey in your journal:yep How often do you post in your online journal:not as often as i should Do you like posting in your online journal:yes Do you tell the truth in your journal or do you BS a lot:truth If you do BS a lot is anything in your journal true: do you tell everyone that your a buff jock when you are really a nerd:no way Tell the truth now you bitchAre you a dork:yes Are you a virgin:yes Do you wish you were still a virgin:yes wait why wish i am!! Do you smoke:nope asthma Do you use drugs:inhalers Do you wish you could quit smoking or using drugs:dont do it so no problem Do you drink:no Are you drunk right now:no Is the only reason that your taking this survey because your drunk:no Are you drunk enough to fuck a cat:no If you are go do it right now and send us some pictures.:no Have you ever screwed an animal:no If you have why (that is some fucked up shit!):no Are you a christian:yes If not, what do you worship: Are you God:no Are you the Devil:no I know your not the Devil because I am you bitch, so fuck off.:ok Last few questionsNow that you have finished this survey how do you feel:tired Are you still horny:no never was Are you going to go get laid right now:no What time is it now:12:40 Are you mad at me:no Would you like to kill me:uh uh What time is it now:12:41 Do you wan't to buy a shotgun and hunt my ass down:no Do you wan't to put a kitchen knife into the back of my scull:no What time is it now:same One more question after this and we are done, how do you feel:tired What time is it now:same
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