Journal Pokings
Have been rather un-update-y as of late.
Have been working on and off thru temp agency. Random jobs, nothing really exciting. Gave my resume to one of the managers at the last place. We'll see if they can get me a co-op. Should be some time this week I hear from them.
Important life lessons:
Don'ts:
1) Do not lick yourself all the time, you'll lose all your hair.
2) Do not have wisdom teeth. Though this is utterly outside the realm of your control. No one who has had them 'fixed' has had a pleasant time with it.
3) Do not have four beers and three kamikaze shots in less than two hours. It will fuck you up.
4) Do not accept free shots from waitresses, even if they are feeding them to you in interesting ways.
5) Do not stand outside, at night, the day after a rainstorm on the cellphone, even if it is a really important call... You will be eaten alive.
6) Do not walk seven miles in the blaring sun while wearing a long sleeve black shirt and jeans.
7) Do not drink the tap water at the Queen City Bridge 7-11.
Do's:
1) Walk on the beach stone sober at 11:30 at night without shoes or pants.
2) Eat chocolate.
3) Join a gym and beat the tar out of yourself. You may hate yourself today and tomorrow, but next week, you'll thank yourself.
4) Listen to Barbershop.
5) Walk to the Red Arrow drunk out of your mind and have some chili cheese fries and a gallon of water. Tip your waitress 66% because she's cute and kept your water full.
6) Vary your nerding level day by day. Today was a heavy day, yesterday was not. Mix it up a bit.
7) Make your own macaroni and cheese. It's not cheaper, but it's a lot better.
Have been working on and off thru temp agency. Random jobs, nothing really exciting. Gave my resume to one of the managers at the last place. We'll see if they can get me a co-op. Should be some time this week I hear from them.
Important life lessons:
Don'ts:
1) Do not lick yourself all the time, you'll lose all your hair.
2) Do not have wisdom teeth. Though this is utterly outside the realm of your control. No one who has had them 'fixed' has had a pleasant time with it.
3) Do not have four beers and three kamikaze shots in less than two hours. It will fuck you up.
4) Do not accept free shots from waitresses, even if they are feeding them to you in interesting ways.
5) Do not stand outside, at night, the day after a rainstorm on the cellphone, even if it is a really important call... You will be eaten alive.
6) Do not walk seven miles in the blaring sun while wearing a long sleeve black shirt and jeans.
7) Do not drink the tap water at the Queen City Bridge 7-11.
Do's:
1) Walk on the beach stone sober at 11:30 at night without shoes or pants.
2) Eat chocolate.
3) Join a gym and beat the tar out of yourself. You may hate yourself today and tomorrow, but next week, you'll thank yourself.
4) Listen to Barbershop.
5) Walk to the Red Arrow drunk out of your mind and have some chili cheese fries and a gallon of water. Tip your waitress 66% because she's cute and kept your water full.
6) Vary your nerding level day by day. Today was a heavy day, yesterday was not. Mix it up a bit.
7) Make your own macaroni and cheese. It's not cheaper, but it's a lot better.