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if i were a month... june, 'cause it's my birfday
if i were a day of the week... monday, 'cause y'all are haters
if i were a planet... jupiter
if i were an animal... some bird, or a dog. preferably a dog that does not have hard life.
if i were a direction... south
if i were a piece of furniture... bed, so y'all could sleep with me
if i were a liquid... water
if i were a tree... i'd be tall as fuck
if i were a flower... i don't know
if i were a kind of weather... tropical, with skittles for rain
if i were a mythical creature... i'd be something cool
if i were a musical instrument... who knows
if i were a colour... red
if i were an emotion... who knows
if i were a vegetable... potatoes, becuase they are awesome
if i were a sound... anything
if i were a car... i don't care
if i were a song... hard to love a man
if i were a movie... high fidelity
if i were an alcoholic drink... i don't know