Totally Bodacious!
Underground Ninja Reptiles
From the mind of
professorhazard
STEP 1: Count the number of letters in your user name, and then translate that number to a letter of the alphabet.
My name is S P E E D L A N C E R, which all together is 11 letters. The 11th letter being "K".
STEP 2: Add the number from Step 1 to itself, if applicable. If not, keep the number as-is.
I supposed 11 becomes 2 here.
STEP 3: Add the numbers in your age together, if applicable. If not applicable, get out of here. Nobody as young as you should be on the Internet.
I'm 24, so that makes 6.
STEP 4: Add together the number of pets you have owned. (Just the ones with names, for those of you who buy fish or whatever.)
I only remember us naming 5 pets growing up. Trixie, my moms chocolate lab, Bud and Bud Light, two of Trixie's pups, I had my own kitten named Snow, and my Pawpaw had a horse we all rode named Spitfire.
STEP 5: Now for the fun part.
PART 1: Take the letter from Step 1, and in the Wikipedia list of reptiles, find the first family or sub-family starting with that letter. If your letter doesn't have a family, flip a coin. Heads, go up a letter, tails, go down a letter.
My reptile is...Kinosternidae - Mud Turtles. What the hell?
PART 2: Take the number from Step 2, and in the Wikipedia list of martial arts, count down the contents list on the right and click the Xth link, where X is your number. Take the first martial art listed beneath your link.
I got Testa.
PART 3: Take the number from Step 3, and in the Wikipedia list of colors, count along the alphabetical letters in the contents. After clicking the link to your letter, count downwards the same number, and note the color you arrive at.
My color is Fuchsia. -_-;;
PART 4: Take the number from Step 4, and in the Wikipedia list of Renaissance artists, count through the artists until you arrive at your number.
My number brought me to Urs Graf.
PART 5: Combine your various results to create your very own Underground Ninja Reptile. Part 1 is your reptile's species; Part 2 is their martial arts specialty. Part 3 is the color of their uniform and mask, and the cooler-sounding part of Part 4's result is your reptile's name.
I have created Graf, a Fuchsia-masked Testa trained Mud Turtle.