it's the ever adorable ojiisan's birthday in a few and im posting this before hand to avoid the foreseeable OHNO TRAFFIC on the 26th.
this is my...
YAAAAAAAY! *throws confettit*
i'll be enumarating 30 different-somwhat-similar reasons on why i (or everyone) loves to love OHNO SATOSHI.
WARNING: SCREENCAPS/IMAGE/GIF HEAVY AND POINTLESS OHNO FANGIRL-ISM. SOME MAY CAUSE RANDOM "EHHHH?'s" AND "WHY's" - THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET WHAT IM SAYING. SOME PICTURES MAY ALSO CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE URGES TO SQUEE AND SQUISH 'EM CHUBBY CHEEKS. AND SOME MAY CAUSE MAJOR HEMORRHAGES THAT NEED SERIOUS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
1. ASKING/ SAYING THE MOST UNUSUAL THINGS BUT STILL REMAIN LOVABLE.
- he rarely speaks, but when he does i can't help but wonder if that is how his mind works. his spontaneity is one of his many charm points.
a conversation between ARASHI members but mainly between OHNO SATOSHI and SHO SAKURAI regarding NINOMIYA KAZUNARI's guest appearance in Maou. (from Arashi Family Club)
OHNO: ...'cause last time I appeared in Yamada Taro...
SHO: We'll be looking forward to it. But why didn't I get to appear in Maou? We (to Nino) did Yamada Taro together right? (to Ohno) ...You should call us both.
AIBA: Only one person had an off day?
OHNO: No, I was glad that it was Ninomiya-kun!
SHO: (laughs) You're so straightforward it doesn't hurt at all...
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and one of my many favorites, inoue mao's guest appearance in ans:
screencap 1: when asked about the pike flavored ice cream,
screencap 2: the hairless Guinea pig
screencap 3: ohno and his opinion in regards with the angola rabbit
just look at that serious face.
2. I FIND HIS IMPERFECT TEETH ENDEARING
- he looks like a cute little boy who enjoys chomping on chocolates and candies at the corner of the room during playtime.
don't see it? how about this...
the most recent one:
yeah! odd as it may seem, i really like it. HAHAH.
3. HE CAN ACTUALLY CARRY A TUNE AND DANCE
- it's undeniable that he has the strongest voice out of the five. my favorite is the single line from their kouhaku appearance last 2009. i wish he would sing live more.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/lancee_ism/pic/0000adap/s320x240)
and the swaying hips will make your knees all wobbly like jelly,
distracted by sho and nino at the background? let's see about this,
4. DOESN'T MIND GETTING HARASSED-BULLIED-GROPED-PRANKED BY HIS FELLOW MEMBERS
- it even looks like he enjoys it.
juntoshi subtle-ness.
yeah, that's ohno's butt they are touching and staring at.
i swear i am not thinking of anything green with the screen cap above, even at the gif below...
this old man knows how to deliver fan service without over doing it.
5. HIS TAN
- he is the only guy that i've came to like who has fair complexion but still gaga over with when sun burned tan.
DARK. AND SUN BURNT.
but check
THIS out to see who is even darker than, putting it in nino's words, the BURNED BREAD.
6. GOOD ACTOR
- from a hotshot devilish lawyer
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/lancee_ism/pic/0000cq2t/s320x240)
to an up to no good bum
who plays a witch with beautiful hands,
a confused lost puppy, and a cute choco ball...
errr.. i mean a sexy acorn in tights.
to an incredibly spoiled 100 something year old monster prince,
i shed buckets watching this scene. still am.
i say he did it all good. *claps*
tensei kunpuu shouldn't be left out, but i don't have caps for it. (translation: i don't want to cap it because i'd end up watching it again, and i have to hit the sack early)
7. HIS SPACY DREAMY LOADING LOOK
- im thinking that this is his "signature look" (?). his spacy dreamy look adds to that mysterious aura that some, if not most, of the girls would be head over heels.
the sakurai sho-antonio inoki look
gachapin look
the sick and sulky guy look
[this is according to their guest]
loading thinking look
my favorite of all his looks, the ohno classic "... look"
for me, there's no difference at all.
but beyond all this dead pan face.. i honestly think he is a closet goofball,
see reason number 8.
8. HIS PRICELESS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
- though only being second from sho (in my opinion, sho does the most epic facial expressions out of them), seeing him make faces automatically brings a smile on my face. and it is a complete turnaround from his usual uhhhh.... expression.
his face after eating something delicious..
the "oh shiz my balls are gonna be ripped apart" expression
"ON" face
both are incredibly squishy.
9. HAND PORN
- nobody serves it hot and sexy other than him
it's long and slender. and i admit, i am freakishly envious.
a close-up shot.
and i'd give millions just to be able to hold those hands have hands like those.
if not held, being fed with those hands is A-okay too. even though the sashimi has a full load of wasabi in it. yes really.
or being played by, i mean being serenaded by a guy with those hands is fine too.
don't get shy and flattered ohno, i know you how awesome-ly sexy your hands are.
let's complete this hand porn segment with a black and white ohno pimping his hands.
10. IT SEEMED LIKE HE HAS A LOT OF LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HIS FAMILY, ESPECIALLY HIS MOM.
- and i adore guys like that.
picking his family from arashi at a year end party
i can think of two possible scenarios if he'll bring a girl home. scenario 1, his family especially his mom would be very accomodating and extremely friendly. scenario 2, his family (dad and possible his sister) would be welcoming while his mom would play the terror over protective mom of the boyfriend in every girl's nightmare. >_< after all, he is a MAMA'S BOY.
11. HE HAS A GIFT FOR ONE LINERS
- it might be because of that monotonous voice and dead pan look on his face that makes his one liners a crack. screen caps won't give justice to this but still...
the one line proposal that drives me crazy up 'til now.
another thing that makes him good with this kind of things is his ability to end his up to nowhere statement/message with a bang.
that profession of love with that kind of face. only ohno can do that.
12. "UMAI~"
- he finds almost every food that there is delicious, even a 10 year old soda. isn't that odd? i'd kill myself if i cook him something and he'd tell it's not good.
im giggling for some reason i refuse to explain upon looking at this gif
you are indeed tasty riida.
he shouldbe like a food ambassador or some sort because he can make you say "OISHII"
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/lancee_ism/pic/0000dzf1)
13. HIS TASTE WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHING
- as much as i like guys who are fashion forward in nature. i find ohno's simplicity very appealing. probably it's because of the fact that it makes him look more "reachable" (if you know what i mean..).
simplicity is best
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and he is aware of it
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14. ARTISTIC
![](http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7766/14tumblrl5nwziszpy1qcxb.jpg)
if there is ohno art around, sho art is always relevant
he can draw. paint. sculpt. who wouldn't love a guy who can do those kind of stuff?
15. THE WAY HE SCRUNCHES HIS NOSE
- another charm point that makes me go gaga over him.
BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH OHNO ADORABLE-NESS, I'LL BE POSTING THE OTHER HALF TOMORROW BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS ALREADY SHOWING SIGNS OF EXTREME OVER HEATING AND 10 THOUSAND YEARS LOADING TIME.
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