Happy
Platypus Day, everyone! If you're off from work today, well, now you know why. Be sure to celebrate by visiting your local platypus repository, or by dressing in a crude platypus costume and hugging random people on the street (as per time-honored Platypus Day tradition).
Also, if only for an afternoon, try to avoid broaching the delicate subject of
egregious parenting methods... This otherwise noble and profusely bizarre animal still deserves your respect.