Wickman blows
Bob Wickman I hate you. Because of you I have this goddamn tutu on and had to ride on the cable car with Tuck and Grip laughing like hyenas. All you had to do was get his geriatric ass out. You probably agreed to serve up a tater before the game even started didn't you!!
Where the hell did Tuck find this tutu anyways? It is itchy as hell why the hell did I agree to this
Oh well. Either old man Alou has been hearing about my threats of bodily harm or he likes his 1B wearing tutus. I saw JT Snow get called into his office and he didn't look to happy to see me afterwards. Looks like SOMEBODY finally heard about the AMAZING effort I was putting forth on the field and I will be getting the starting job soon.
Now batting, 1B of the SF Giants, the AMAZING Lance Niekro!!!
Where the hell did Tuck find this tutu anyways? It is itchy as hell why the hell did I agree to this
Oh well. Either old man Alou has been hearing about my threats of bodily harm or he likes his 1B wearing tutus. I saw JT Snow get called into his office and he didn't look to happy to see me afterwards. Looks like SOMEBODY finally heard about the AMAZING effort I was putting forth on the field and I will be getting the starting job soon.
Now batting, 1B of the SF Giants, the AMAZING Lance Niekro!!!