So there IS a God!
...with that being said, onto the rest of my LJ post.
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER HAVE RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(-) I NEVER HAD SEX (I refuse to answer this question, sorry)
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN MARRIED
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER (I've never had a crush, period.)
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN JAIL
( ) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE (Does hair count?)
( ) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE I'VE NEVER MET
(X) I NEVER HAVE CHEATED ON A TEST
( ) I NEVER HAVE HAD SOME ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
( ) I NEVER HAVE SHOPPING CART JOUSTED
( ) I NEVER HAVE CONVINCED SOMEONE I AM FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN PRESCRIBED AN ANTI-DEPRESSANT
( ) I NEVER HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN
(X) I NEVER LIKED ASPARAGUS
(X) I NEVER HAD MY HEART BROKEN
(X) I NEVER FLIRTED TO GET FREE BEER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TURNED ON BY SONGS
Yep. There's a definitely a God. I've decided that the key is if you don't ask, you will receive.
...no, not really. Nevermind.
melissa_tlc, we need a FULL REPORT. I wanna know if Jo gave you the title to the sixth book--wouldn't put it past her. *grin*
Ciao,
aC