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Once upon a time there was a woman named Lana who was bored to tears at work. Lana knew of several people with whom she could play, but unfortunately, the people Lana knew were productive individuals who worked dilligently at earning a living so that they may provide prosperously for their families. Lana, who had no family for whom to provide prosperously, was a little put out at the fact that her friends couldn’t be bothered to keep her entertained. Lana felt that people should generally be slackers. Drink all day, indulge in questionable activity all day, and yes, play. SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE has got to have SOMETHING for me to do, dammit! (er… besides work) That is all.