You Spend Your Nights Alone... & He Never Comes Home...
aight, so even though none (or most) of you don't know me personally, i'ma still put this out here, 'cause i value y'alls opinion SO MUCH. it's only semi-serious, like the interwebs itself, so like, bear wit me and take this poll with the spirit in which it's being posted. i'm cross posting like a mofo ('cause i'm retarded like that, duh) and once i gets my results i shall post (all three, lol) answers!! because i know how much y'all care! i do! honest! just like Sam Cooke, honest i do, honest i do, honest i do!!
soooooooooooooooooo... onwards!
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in light of the fact that i've never (okay, RARELY) been asked out on a date, and considering the fact that i hit the grand age of THIRTY ONE (that's 31, y'all) this past July, i'm thinking of doing something distinctly Lanarican (read: crazy), like taking out a personal ad on Craigslist (ho-hum, boooooooring) or getting a BlackPlanet account (shudder) or joining one of those GET A DATE OR ELSE SITES (double shudder)--
or! or! OR!!
what if i like, made cute little business cards that read something like:
(hi!) my name is... (what?!) my name is... (WHO?!) my name is... Ridiculously Desperate Lana!
a - yes, i am available
2 - yes, you should ask me out
3 - yes, i swallow (but not on the first date)
quatre - yes, you must pay for dinner
and then include my cell phone number and/or email address.
now. this is far from original, i know. but what i'd like to know from you, dear friends:
Poll Lana Wants A Date GotDammit!
soooooooooooooooooo... onwards!
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in light of the fact that i've never (okay, RARELY) been asked out on a date, and considering the fact that i hit the grand age of THIRTY ONE (that's 31, y'all) this past July, i'm thinking of doing something distinctly Lanarican (read: crazy), like taking out a personal ad on Craigslist (ho-hum, boooooooring) or getting a BlackPlanet account (shudder) or joining one of those GET A DATE OR ELSE SITES (double shudder)--
or! or! OR!!
what if i like, made cute little business cards that read something like:
(hi!) my name is... (what?!) my name is... (WHO?!) my name is... Ridiculously Desperate Lana!
a - yes, i am available
2 - yes, you should ask me out
3 - yes, i swallow (but not on the first date)
quatre - yes, you must pay for dinner
and then include my cell phone number and/or email address.
now. this is far from original, i know. but what i'd like to know from you, dear friends:
Poll Lana Wants A Date GotDammit!